Ngaba ufuna uMkhenkce kwipati? Yiya kwi-McDonald's Drive-Through (Hayi, ngokunzulu)

Amagama Aphezulu Ebantwaneni

Le Rosh Hashanah edlulileyo ngoSeptemba, ndabuza umhlobo wam osenyongweni, u-Erin, ukuba uceba ukuzisa ntoni endlwini kamama wakhe. Ndimisa eMcDonald's ngenxa yomkhenkce, watsho-enyanisweni, ngokungathi ukuchola umkhenkce kwi-franchise ye-hamburger yayisisithethe njengesuphu yebhola ye-matzo. Uya eMcDonald's ukufumana umkhenkce? Ndabuza.



Ewe, umama uyandithuma. Kulungile, kufuneka ndihambe.



Incoko yandishiya...ndothukile. Ngenye, andizange ndive ngesi siko se-McDonald's ice kuyo yonke i-20-plus iminyaka siye saba ngabahlobo. Kwaye ezimbini, wenza ngathi umisa kwaMickey D ukuze ufumane umkhenkce kwiiHolide eziPhakamileyo yinto eyenziwa ngumntu wonke. Kwanangendlela asebenzise ngayo (njengoko ku i ice) ibonise ukuba oku kubaluleke kakhulu.

Iifowuni ezininzi, inja eyamkelweyo kunye neenyanga ezininzi kamva, into yomkhenkce kaMcDonald yayisandigcina ebusuku. Ngaba le nto yenziwa ngabanye abantu? Ngaba umkhenkce kaMcDonald ungcono kakhulu? Ngaba ungayenza nje, njenge-odolo kwi-drive-through? Ingaba banayo engxoweni kwaye balungele ukuhamba? Bahleka xa usithi One bag of ice, please!? Imibuzo emininzi...

Ndiye ndagqiba ekubeni ndiliphande eli bali. Kodwa kuqala, kwafuneka ndiye ngqo kumthombo: Umama kaErin, uKathy. Ndabhala uKathy neentombi zakhe (abahlobo bam), uErin noDaniella, i-imeyile:



Mayer ladies,

Ndabeka ibali likaMcDonald's ice kwiqela lam, kwaye bafuna ukuba ndiphande ngokupheleleyo ibali. Ukuba ukhululekile ukuthetha ngalo mba uhlelwe kakhulu, ngaba ungathanda ukuphendula le mibuzo ingezantsi? Oku kuya kuba yeyona scoop yam inkulu.

Kutheni le nto uMcDonald's ice for hosting? Yintoni eyenza ibengcono? (Nyaniseka.)



Idla ngokuba yimalini?

Uqale nini ukufumana le hack yokubamba?

Ngaba iindwendwe zikhe ziphawule kumgangatho womkhenkce?

Ugqiba njani ukuba yeyiphi intombi ofuna ukuya kuyo ukufumana umkhenkce?

Ngothando,

Dara

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Ndalinda. Ndalinda ezona yure zinzima kakhulu ezingama-48 ebomini bam. Kodwa ke i-imeyile entsha yavela phezulu kwibhokisi yam yangaphakathi. YayinguKathy.

Dara,

Kuyinto ehlekisayo ukuba ufuna ukwenza ibali malunga nomkhenkce !!!

Ngapha koko, nali ibali lam:

Ndaqala ukufunda ngomkhenkce kaMcDonald xa ndandimenywe epatini kwindlu yommelwane kwaye ndaqaphela indlela owawumnandi ngayo umkhenkce wakhe. Ndaphawula ngayo kwaye wandixelela ukuba uthumela umyeni wakhe eMcDonald's ukuze bafumane umkhenkce nanini na xa benetheko. Nam, ndamangaliswa kukuba uMcDonald's (1) wathengisa iqhwa kuluntu kwaye (2) ukuba umntu uya kuhamba ngokuthe ngqo ukuba ayithenge, nangona kunjalo, umgangatho wawulungile kangangokuba ukusuka kuloo ndawo apho ndiya khona iqhwa.

Isizathu sokuba ndiwuthande kakhulu umkhenkce kukuba iityhubhu ziza kumaxande amancinci, nto leyo ebangela ukuba umkhenkce uqhekeke ngokulula ukwenzela ukukhonza. Iityhubhu zibonakala zicace ngakumbi kunomndilili othengiweyo wevenkile ice cube, kwaye ndiziva ngathi isiselo sihlaziya ngakumbi ngezi tyhubhu. (Kwakhona, iyakunqanda ukubethelela ingxowa yomkhenkce emhlabeni de ichitheke kuwo wonke umgangatho, izama ukuqhekeza iityhubhu.)

Andazi ukuba yimalini na iindleko zomkhenkce, njengoko andizange ndiye kuzithengela ngokwam. Ukuthumela umntu ukuba aye kuthenga umkhenkce yenye yezinto zokusingatha itheko.

Ngokuqhelekileyo ndithumela u-Erin noYakobi emkhenkceni, njengoko ngokuqhelekileyo beqhubela emantla kwaye banokuwuthatha endleleni. Amaxesha amabini okugqibela, nangona kunjalo, bandixelele ukuba uMcDonald's wayengenamkhenkce kwaye eze nengxowa yomkhenkce oqhelekileyo. Ndiyarhanela ukuba abandixeleli inyani kuba abakhe bandijonge emehlweni xa bendixelela le nto. Unokufuna ukubabuza ukuba kutheni bekuthiyile kakhulu ukuthenga umkhenkce eMcDonald's.

Ndazise ukuba ndinganceda na kolu phando lubalulekileyo.

Kuthanda,

Kathy

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Xa ndafikelela kwizimvo malunga nesityholo sikanina, u-Erin waphendula nge-imeyile, Haha, Mama!! Ayiyonyani leyo!!! Zithengisiwe, ndiyafunga! Hmm. Ndamtyhalela kuyo. Kutheni uthiyile ukuchola umkhenkce? Ndambhalela umyalezo. Wanamathela kwibali lakhe: Andifuni! Ndaphinda ndambuza kwakhona ukuba ucinga yimalini, waphendula wathi, idk…? UYakobi wayeza kwazi.

Ndathumela umyalezo kuYakobi, Ngaba uyazi ukuba yimalini iMkhenkce yaseMcDonald's ebiza ngayo ukuba uyithathe noErin? Njengeeholide? Wasabela ngoko nangoko. Kwaye kwakhona, yayingeyiyo le nto bendiyilindele, Lol I dunno like okanye enye into. Kufana, kutshiphu ngokwenene. I-Popeyes yenza njalo. Waqhubeka echaza ukuba nangona engazange abe neqhwa lePopeyes, ezinye iindawo zithengisa iingxowa ezilishumi zeeponti nge-$ 1, kwaye ngelixa engazange azame, uqinisekile ukuba kulungile, kuba yiqhwa. Kwakhona waqinisekisa ukuba unako, ngokwenene, uku-odola umkhenkce kwi-drive-through.

Kwaye ngelixa ibali kwakubonakala yaphela, imibuzo kaKathy yahlala engqondweni yam: Ngaba uErin wayexoka? Ngaba iMcDonald's ihlala iphumile emkhenkceni?

Kwafuneka ndibuze uYakobi umbuzo omnye wokugqibela: Ngaba uMcDonald's ukhe waphuma emkhenkceni? Ndalinda ngolangazelelo njengoko amachaphaza amathathu eqhwanyaza, ebonisa ukuba wayebhala. Ekugqibeleni, lo myalezo wawungcungcuthekiswa: Uh, kanye owaseWaukegan wavalwa ngeKrisimesi kwaye kwafuneka siye kwisikhululo sokutha ipetroli.

Boom. Ibali likaYakobi lixhasa isityholo sikaKathy, kodwa ukukhangela ngokukhawuleza kweGoogle kubonise ukuba uMcDonald's embuzo wavalwa ngoSuku lweKrisimesi, oluchaza ukuphoxeka kukaKathy. kwaye Ukungaphumeleli kuka-Erin noYakobi ukuzisa iqhwa likaMcDonald's. Sekunjalo, andisoze ndazi ngokwenene ukuba uErin noJacob baye baxoka ngezinye izihlandlo, kodwa ndivakalelwa kukuba umsebenzi wam uphelile.

Ibali elide elifutshane: Ungathenga umkhenkce ngobuninzi kwiMcDonald's (kunye nePopeyes). Ixabiso eliphantsi, isemgangathweni olungileyo kwaye ungathumela abantwana bakho ukuba bayenze ukuba ufuna ukubapha into yokubagcina bexakekile.

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