NgeHalloween, iighouls, goblins kunye neziporho zexesha elidlulileyo lexesha elidlulileyo (Tom! Adam! Cookie!) ziyazulazula simahla. Kwaye oku kuvakala njengendawo efanelekileyo yokuqala isizini yeshumi Abafazi bezindlu bokwenyani baseNew York. Akukho nto ingako eyenzekayo, kodwa isihogo esingcwele sasisoyikeka (ewe, siya kufika kwiingubo zikaLuann).
Kumnandi ukubona iLadies Liberty yethu kwakhona. U-Bethenny usasaze amandla akhe kwi-real estate, isiqabu sasePuerto Rico kunye nokukhupha uRamona kumnikelo wakhe we-3,000 yeedola. Ngelixa ukulahlekelwa yinjana yakhe yokuqala, uCookie, kwamenza ukuba enze izinto ezingaqhelekanga ezinje, andazi, zirekhode. kwaye wabelane i-selfie vid yokulila ngokukhawuleza emva kokuba uCookie efile (ugh), ubonakala efumene indawo yakhe eyonwabileyo yeplatonic kunye nomqeshwa wakhe othembekileyo, uKevin.
URamona, iidola ezingama-3,000 ezikhaphukhaphu kwisipaji sakhe, unento entsha yokwenza kwaye usanika abantu ukubamba ukubalawula. K-Tinsley uthenge imiqamelo yeHomeGoods kunye neefreyimu zemifanekiso (eneefoto ze ngokwakhe kuzo, khumbula!) ukwenza igumbi lakhe lehotele ye-perma lizive ngathi likhaya. Sekunjalo, akakaqondi ukuba i-Q4 sesona sizathu sibuhlungu sokwahlukana nomntu. Kwakungekho nokuba iWolf yaseWall Street ibe nenyongo yokuxelela umfazi wayo ukuba wayexakeke kakhulu ukuba angaxhoma ngexesha le-Q4. Owu, iiTins, akazukufowuna eze Q1. Amanani awadibanisi nje. Kodwa siyazi entliziyweni yakho, uya kuhlala uyintombazana yeCouponCabin.
Kwezinye iindaba zeCouponCabin-Gal (uCarole kunye noTinsley babonakala bengabo omama bezindlu kuphela abaxhomekeke kwixesha elingekhoyo, besenza oku kubi. into ): UCarole usenayo ikofu yasekuseni noAdam. Yifumane? Banayo s-e-x . Kodwa nabo banekofu yokwenyani... ndiyacinga...ndiye ndalahleka kumzekeliso (okanye nokuba yintoni na leyo).
U Sonja no Lu? Ewe, izinto ziyothusa. USonja uchithe iintsuku ezili-12 'eCyosta Reeka,' indlela yokubiza amagama angaqhelekanga, ndiyathandabuza ukuba ibindim ndedwa. RHONY umbukeli ukuba akhefuzele ngokuvakalayo. Kwaye uLu, oh sithandwa. Kwixesha elithile elingekhoyo waqhawula umtshato waze wabanjwa. Kodwa ngandlel’ ithile icherry ephezu kwentlungu ka-Ol’ Lu kukuba akazange afowunelwe nguNary umfazi owamlumkisa ukuba angatshati noTom kwasekuqaleni. Uyabandezeleka. Siyayazi le nto kuba uthe kabini, ndibandezeleke kakhulu.
Ewe, abafazi bethu baphinda badibana kwitheko likaDorinda leHalloween, apho umxholo wawulula nje, 'Abantu abadumileyo Abaphilayo.' Ngaba sifumana uninzi lwabantu abadumileyo, abaphilayo? Hayi, asikwenzi oko. Sifumana uLucille Ball (engaphili!), UBarbie (akaphili!) kunye no-Amelia Earhart (kakuhle, loo mntu usenokuba wayene-cheeky?). Isoka likamamkeli-zindwendwe-lilindele-nje mfana kwi-S.W.A.T. ivest ehambisa eyona yakhe inkulu iHarvey Weinstein. Ndimele nditsho, uRamona wabulawa njengo-Oops Ndaphinda ndenziwa nguBritney, kwaye uDorinda wayeyiGaga ethandekayo (ukuba kukho into enye esiyaziyo ngoDorinda, kukuba uyamthanda uLady Gaga!).
Kwaye emva koko, kukho uLu. Ngaba uLu usebenze ngaphakathi kweeparamitha zomxholo? Ngokuqinisekileyo. Ngaba usebenze ngokwemilinganiselo yobuntununtunu ngokobuhlanga kunye nokulunga ngokubanzi? Hayi uLu wabonisa njengoDiana Ross. Kulungile. Kodwa wayetshiziwe kakhulu kwaye enxibe iwigi efakwe i-caricatured kakhulu, kwaye yayivakala imnandi. Ukuba ivakalelwa kukuba icky, idla ngokuba yi-icky. Lu, ube ngcono kunoko.
Ngoku le drama siyizeleyo apha, bekukho, kodwa ubukhulu becala ibiyeyobunxila bombhodamo. Uninzi lwabasetyhini abazange babonane ngexesha elithile (nokuba uRamona noSonja baphuma ngaphandle), ngoko bafana neetipothi ezincinci kwiiwigi ezikhupha umphunga. UBethenny noRamona bantyiloza (ngokukhwaza) ngaphezulu kwesemantics yento ethetha ngayo eHamptons ukuba sezantsi kuhola wendlela kwaye baqhubela phambili nokuba nokhuphiswano lwepissing malunga nokuba zingaphi iithoyi zabafazi abazizityebi abanazo (yile nto ndiyithandayo RHONY ). UDorinda wacutheka kwaye enomsindo wajikeleza isijikelezo sakhe echaza indlela ekwakukrwada ngayo kukaSonja ukungambulisi umamkeli-zindwendwe, de— bhum! -u-Lucille Ball owayekho ukuze adibane naye, esoyisa into eyayinokuba ngumzuzu omkhulu wokuqhushumba kukaDorinda.
Kwaye uLu, ochithe le minyaka mibini idlulileyo ebongoza aba bafazi ukuba bathande uthando lwakhe, ngoku uhleli kwisinxibo sakhe esikhubekisayo ecela ityala lakhe ngokungathi akukho namnye kubo owamlumkisayo ngoTom ukuba yimarshmallow embi. Ufuna nje ukumqhwaba ngempama.
Kwaye ke umbuzo obambekayo usahleli: ukuba uLu akazange alithathe igama likaTom, ngaba useyi-Countess? Ndicinga ukuba sonke siyayazi impendulo: I-Zombie Countess, eyonakeleyo kwaye elambileyo inyama, uvukile, kwaye ulungele ikaraoke.
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