Thina uthando kofu. Kwaye hayi nje, oh, ngokuqinisekileyo, ndiza kuba nekomityi yendlela. Kuthi thina aficionados ikofu, ikomityi eshushu kaJoe yeyona nto isivusa kusasa. Enyanisweni, siyayithanda izinto kangangokuba sibe umrhumo wekofu zisiwe kumnyango wethu nyanga zonke kwaye ucele nezipho zekofu ngeeholide kunye nemihla yokuzalwa. Hayi, siye safumana iindlela zoku upheke ngekofu . Kwaye qikelela ntoni? Asisodwa. Le elixir yomlingo ibisoloko ibeka i-pep kwinqanaba lomntu wonke kangangeenkulungwane. Ukuba unokunxibelelana kwaye unomdla wokwazi ukuba lungakanani na uthando lwentsasa yakho (kwaye mhlawumbi emva kwemini) olufunyanwa phakathi kwabantu abangaqhelekanga, jonga ingqokelela yethu yeentetho zekofu-ezi zivela kubantu bezopolitiko, amagcisa, kunye nosuku lwangoku. celebs babethe ngenene isikhonkwane entloko. Ifilosofi kunye nobulumko obulandelayo buqinisekile ukuba buyakukwenza ulungele ... kodwa ukuba oko akusebenzi, i-percolator yakho mhlawumbi iya kwenza.
ENXULUMENEYO: EYONA venkile igqwesileyo IKOFU-IYANIKELWA
1. Ngaphandle kwekofu yam yasekuseni, ndifana nje neqhekeza elomileyo lebhokhwe. - UJohann Sebastian Bach
2. Coffee na isiselo faka ukuya ubuthongo xa basela. - Alphonse Allais
3. Inyaniso kukuba, andiyazi ukuba iingcamango zam zivela phi, kwaye akukho namnye umbhali. Ekuphela kwempendulo yokwenyani kukusela ikofu eninzi kwaye uzithengele idesika engawi xa ubetha intloko yakho kuyo. - UDouglas Adams
4. Ndiyayithanda ikofu kuba indenza ndicinge ukuba ndisenokuba ndivukile. — Lewis Black
5. Ikofu lulwimi ngokwayo. - UJackie Chan
6. Ikofu ye-Decaf isebenza kuphela xa uyiphosa ebantwini. -Ongaziwayo
7. Coffee kuqala. Schemes Kamva. - Leanna uRenee Hieber
8. Andikwazi ayeke ukusela ikofu, ndiyeke ukusela ikofu, ndiyeke ukwenza kuma, kunye ukuhamba, namazwi-ukubeka-kwi-izivakalisi ukwenza. - Lorelai Gilmore, Amantombazana aseGilmore
9 esilinganiselweyo ndim ubomi bam kunye amacephe zekofu. - T.S. Eliot
10. Owona mdlalo uyingozi wokusela kukubona ukuba ndingahamba ixesha elingakanani ngaphandle kwekofu. -Ongaziwayo
11. caffeine neswekile, amaqela amabini ezisisiseko ukutya. - Laurell K. Hamilton
12. Kutheni, ewe, ndiya kungaqala imini yam ngaphandle ikofu. Ke mna kufana ukukwazi ukukhumbula izinto ezifana ukuthi indlela amagama kunye anxibe iibhulukhwe. - Nanea Hoffman
13. Logama kwakusekho ikofu ehlabathini, zazinokuba mbi kangakanani izinto? — uCassandra Clare
14. Ingcali yemathematika sisixhobo sokuguqula ikofu ibe ziithiyori. — UPaul Erdős
15. Le asinto kusasa iti esintu. Le ntsasa ikofu. - Lorelai Gilmore, Amantombazana aseGilmore
16. Ikofu ingaphezulu kakhulu kunesiselo nje; yinto eyenzekayo. Akunjalo nje nge-hip, kodwa njengomcimbi, indawo yokuhlala, kodwa kungekhona njengendawo, kodwa njengendawo ethile ngaphakathi kwakho. Ikunika ixesha, kodwa hayi iiyure zokwenyani okanye imizuzu, kodwa ithuba lokuba, njengawe, kwaye ube nekomityi yesibini. -Gertrude Stein
17. Ukuzamla kukukhalela ikofu. -Ongaziwayo
18. Yintoni ehamba phambili ngekomityi yekofu? Enye indebe. - UHenry Rollins
19. Ndingathanda ukuthatha ikofu kunokuncoma ngoku. - ULouisa May Alcott
20. Ngaba uyazi ukuba uziva ungenakuzinceda xa unekomityi egcweleyo yekofu ezandleni zakho kwaye uqale ukuthimla? -UJean Kerr
21. Njengabemi abaninzi behlabathi ndikwikofu, kodwa ngendlela efanelekileyo nebalulekileyo. Impelaveki yam egqibeleleyo yayiza kuqala ngepinti yekofu. — uJimmy Carr
22. Ngamanye amaxesha ndihamba iiyure ngaphandle kokusela ikofu ... kubizwa ngokuba kukulala. -Ongaziwayo
23. Kodwa nekomityi embi yekofu ingcono kunokungabikho ikofu kwaphela. — UDavid Lynch
24. I kugweba yokutyela yi isonka kunye ikofu. - Burt Lancaster
25 Ngamana ikofu yakho inamandla, kwaye iMivulo yakho ibe mfutshane. -Ongaziwayo
26. Akukhathaliseki ukuba uvela phi okanye uziva njani, kusoloko kukho uxolo kwikomityi yekofu eyomeleleyo. — uGabriel Bá
27. Andiyazi into endiya kuyenza ngaphandle kwekhofi-ndicinga ukuba mhlawumbi i-25 ebomini. -Ongaziwayo
28. Inzululwazi ayinakuze ize nenkqubo yonxibelelwano yeofisi engcono kunekhefu lekofu. - U-Earl Wilson
29. Ndiyayithanda ikofu yam njengoko ndizithanda: yomelele, iswiti, kwaye ishushu kakhulu kuwe. - UJac Vanek
30. Emva kwawo wonke umfazi ophumeleleyo kukho isixa esikhulu sekofu. — UStephanie Piro
31. Kum, iphunga lekhofi eyenziwe ngokutsha yenye yezona zinto ziqanjiweyo. - Hugh Jackman
32 Mna ndiya kuqala ukusebenza xa ikofu yami. - Anonymous
33. Ikofu yindlela yokuba ixesha ekufuneka ngokwamalungelo libe lelomntu wakho omdala. -Terry Pratchet, Thud!
34. Ikhofi ye-decaffeinated ifana nekati engenaboya-ikhona, kodwa oko ayenzi kakuhle. -Ongaziwayo
35. Amandla engqondo yomntu ahambelana ngokuthe ngqo nobuninzi bekofu ayiselayo. - UMhlekazi uJames Mackintosh
36 Ukwenza umsebenzi omhle ubani umele atye kakuhle, ahlaliswe kakuhle, abe nokuphaphazela ngamaxesha athile, atshaye umbhobho wakhe, yaye asele ikofu yakhe ngoxolo. - UVincent Van Gogh
37. Ukuba ibingeyokofu, bendingenabo ubuntu obubonakalayo. - UDavid Letterman
38. Sifuna izinto ezininzi; asikho kwimo entle. Asizange silale kamnandi. Sidakumbile kancinci. Ikofu isombulula zonke ezi ngxaki ngekomityi encinci eyonwabisayo. —UJerry Seinfeld
39. Andinguye omnye wabo bantu bavukayo baze bacinge, ‘Yiza nemini!’ Kufuneka ndifumane malunga neepinki zekofu ezisi-7 ngaphambi kokuba ndide ndivuswe kude. -Stacy eLondon
40. Akunabuntu, ngokombono wam, ukunyanzela abantu abanesidingo sangempela sonyango sekofu ukuba balinde emgceni emva kwabantu ababonakala beyijonga njengohlobo oluthile lomsebenzi wokuzonwabisa. — UDave Barry
41. Emva kokuba uvuke kwaye uvumba ikhofi, kunzima ukubuyela kulala. - UFran Drescher
42. Ingxowa enye yekofu ngekomityi nganye yamanzi, akunjalo? —UChristopher, Amantombazana aseGilmore
43. Ndinyanzela abantu ukuba basele ikomityi yekofu kunye nam, ngenxa yokuba andithembi ukuba ubudlelwane buya kugcinwa ngaphandle kwezinye izivamvo ngaphandle kwekhompyuter okanye isikrini seselfowuni. - UJohn Cusack
44. Ndayiyeka ikofu. Kuphantse kubi ngakumbi kunokuncama isithandwa. — uSandra Bullock
45. Xa uhamba nomntu, thatha iidosi ezinkulu zomonde kunye nokunyamezela kunye nekhofi yakho yasekuseni. - UHelen Hayes
46 Ngamanye amaxesha ndivakala njengegrabile, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ndivakala njengekofu kunye nekrimu. — UNina Simone
47. Xa ubomi bukunika iilamuni, zithengise ngekofu. -Ongaziwayo
48. My yokuzalwa yi iimbotyi ikofu. - Anonymous
49. Awukwazi ukuba nenkcubeko yokutya ehloniphekileyo ngaphandle kwenkcubeko yekhofi efanelekileyo: izinto ezimbini zikhula kunye. - UAdam Gopnik
50. Ngamana ikofu yakho ingakhaba phambi kokuba inyaniso yenze. -Ongaziwayo
54 Wonke umntu makakholelwe kwinto ethile. Ndiyakholwa ukuba ndiza kuphinda ndifumane enye ikofu. -Ongaziwayo
57. Leyo yinto ecaphukisa isihogo kum-ndithetha ukuba umntu uthi ikofu ilungile kwaye ayikho. - J.D. Salinger, Umbambisi kwi-Rye
52. Ndibeke ikofu ekhawulezileyo kwi-oven microwave kwaye phantse ndabuyela umva ngexesha. - USteven Wright
56 Bendiya kanye ubunzima kunye coffee ngaphezu ongenangqondo kumele. - uNapoleon Bonaparte
55. Ufanele ukwazi ukuba, ngaphambi kwe-10 ekuseni, kungakhathaliseki ukuba yintoni umbuzo, impendulo yam ihlala ikofu. -Ongaziwayo
53. Ngaphandle kwekhofi, akukho nto ibhalwayo. Ixesha. -Nancy Kress
59. I-adventure ebomini ilungile. Ukuhambelana kwikofu kungcono nakakhulu. — Justina Headley
61 Ndaphupha amaphupha; ibingamafu kwikofu yam. — UCarly Simon
58. coffee othululwayo. Yenza izinto ezingenangqondo oluikhawuleza kunye namandla ngakumbi. - Anonymous
60. Inkcubeko yethu iqhuba ikofu kunye nepetroli, eyokuqala idla ngokungcamla njengeyesibini. —UEdward Abbey
63 Yonke into ebomini bam inento yokwenza ikofu. Ndiyakholelwa kubomi bangaphambili, ndandiyikofu? - Lorelai Gilmore, Amantombazana aseGilmore
62. Ndinganika ikofu ndisebenzisa umva wam njengendawo yokulinganisa. - UJennifer Lopez
64. Unxibelelwano oluhle luvuselela njengekofu emnyama, kwaye kunzima ukulala emva. - Anne Kusasa Lindbergh
ENXULUMENEYO: 31 Iingcaphuno Ezingqina Ukuba Ukutya Ngokwenene Bubomi
