• Ixabiso: 17/20
• Ukusebenza: 19/20
• Umgangatho: 20/20
• Ubuhle: 16/20
• Uluhlu lombala: 15/20
IYONKE: 87/100
Ibe yi annus horribilis, isitayile seenwele esilumkileyo. Sonke siye safumana inceba yokuvala kunye nokuvulwa kwee-salon ngenxa yemilinganiselo yezempilo yendawo; yongeza kuloo nto, inzondelelo yokwenza isitayile ngokwenene kunye nokugoba kwaye silungelelanise ii-mops zethu ekhaya ayikho nje, kuba i-fancy (okanye ngamanye amaxesha, masibe yinyani, ibrashiwe) iinwele zijongeka zisisidenge ngelaa sibini sokubila sinxibe kwiiveki ezisixhenxe ezidlulileyo. .
Kwaye xa ndibona amabala engwevu enyakazela iinwele zam eziqaqambileyo, kwafuneka ndenze into. Ndabuza umhlobo wam u-Erika, inwele ethanda umntu othanda ukuba neenwele ngokusisiseko (i-blondorexic akakwazi nanini na ukuwenza ibleach amaqhaga akhe alula ngokwaneleyo), ukuba wayesenza ntoni ngeenwele zakhe ezingwevu. Ndiyaphambana xa iinwele zam zikaPauly Walnuts zikhula, utshilo. Isitayile sakhe salungiselela itoner yasekhaya ukuba ayisebenzise, kodwa wayengaqinisekanga malunga nokhuselo. Kwaye wayeza kuzama enye idayi ngenxa yeengcambu zakhe.
Kutheni ungasebenzisi nje isitshizi sokugquma iingcambu, ndambuza.
Ukutshiza?!? wathumela umyalezo ecaphuka. Andikwazi. Ingaphandle kwebrand.
Ewe, uNkosazana Fancy Erika ngokucacileyo akazi URita Hazan , Umbala ogama lakhe lesaluni ye-Fifth Avenue yayiyi-pad yokuqalisa umgca wokunakekelwa kweenwele zasekhaya kuquka Ingcambu Concealer Touch Up Spray . Oko ndiyizamile kwangethuba kubhubhane, ndigcine ibhotile esandleni xa iingwevu zam zikhule ngokukhawuleza kunokuba ndifumane idinga lesalon. Kwaye amava, kunye nesiphumo, akukhange kube phantsi kwaphela.
nguDana DickeyBonisa u-A, iinwele ezicocekileyo kunye… zikhula zibe ngwevu. Iinwele zam zikhula zibe ngwevu kwiziziba kanye emacaleni obuso bam kwaye indawo yam ifafazwe zingwevu ezingaqhelekanga. Ayingomthi wekhephu eluphahleni, kodwa amasuntswana angwevu akhangeleka engalinganiyo nezinto zam ezigqwesileyo. Ukongeza kuloo nto, iinwele zam ezingwevu (kunye nabantu abaninzi) kunzima ukugubungela idayi ngenxa yokuba iintloko zeenwele ezimpunga zivelisa ioli encinci, eyenza ukuba iinwele zome, okwenza kube nzima ukungena kombala. Yiyo loo nto uya kuqaphela abemibala besebenzisa iiprothokholi zedayi ezikhethekileyo zokugquma grey kwaye bashiye isisombululo ixesha elide elongezelelweyo.
Ndivula ibhokisi yam encinci evela kuRita Hazan kwaye ndikhuphe ibhotile yesitshizi esiziintshi ezi-6 ubude, emva koko ndifake umbhobho onjengenaliti kumbhobho wokutshiza. Oku kundivumela ukuba ndiqondise umlambo wedayi-umthunzi wam yi-Dark Blonde-kanye kwiindawo ezibhityileyo apho ndiyidinga khona. Emva kokusebenzisa oku kwiinyanga ezimbalwa, ndiye ndaqaphela ukuba ezona zicelo zikhangeleka ngokwendalo zezona zikhaphukhaphu. Kungcono ukutshayela imivumbo embalwa kwindawo engwevu, emva koko ujonge inkqubela yam kanye ecaleni kwefestile ukuze ubone ukukhanya okubalaseleyo. Ndiphakamisa iileya ezimbalwa ezingaphambili zeenwele ukuze ndihlambe idayi kancinci kuyo yonke indawo, ndithathele ingqalelo ukuba ndingajongi umlomo ngokuthe ngqo ezantsi, apho iyakudayiza intlopho yam—ingapholi. Ndifumana itawuli yephepha kwaye ndiyibambe phambi kwetempile yam, ukuze ndikwazi ukuya ngqo kwiinwele zam ze-Pauly Walnuts ngaphandle kokushiya idayi emnyama emnyama ezidleleni zam.
nguDana DickeyEt voila! Iiswayipu ezimbalwa kamva, kwaye ndiphantse ndaziva ngathi ndivela kumbala wam. Nangona esi sicelo sombala singenasigxina, sinobuhle obuhle; Andizange ndikhutshelwe iimpahla okanye i-pillowcase. I-black blonde ihlala ifakwe nakwi-workouts-eli hlobo ndilibele ukuba ndilinxibe de ndazifumana ndiphakathi kweseshoni yoqeqesho olubilayo epakini. Ngelixa idayi ayizange ihambe ebusweni bam, Rudy Guiliani-isitayela , ndiye ndaqaphela ukuba incinci isuka kwi towel yam xa ndisosula ibunzi. Ke…iitawuli ezimnyama zokuzilolonga epakini ebilayo ukuya phambili.
Ihlala ezinweleni zam de kube lixesha elizayo xa ndiyihlamba, nto leyo engaqhelekanga ngoku. Ndinika iRita Hazan yam isitshizi amanqaku aphezulu okusebenza kunye nomgangatho, kuba igubungela kakuhle kwaye inxibe ixesha elide, kwaye isifaki-sicelo esibhityile kakhulu senza ukuba siqhubeke ngcono kakhulu kuneemveliso ezimbalwa ezifanayo endizamile. Ingxaki encinci: Kutheni le nto imveliso ye-chic ifika kwipakethe ebuthuntu? Ngokuphathelele imibala, i-Dark Blonde ihambelana kakuhle neengcambu zam ezingekho grey, kodwa kukho imibala emihlanu kuphela: i-Blonde, i-Dark Blonde, i-Light Brown, i-Brown emnyama kunye ne-Red. Kubonakala ngathi abantu abamnyama kunye ne-strawberry-blonde-tressed abantu banokufuna umthunzi wabo, akunjalo? Kodwa ungandivi kakubi, ndichulumancile koku kukusebenza phakathi kwesaluni kwaye... Ndiza kubonisa iinwele zam kumnxeba wam olandelayo weZoom no-Erika.
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