Ingxoxo yeQela ikwikholamu yeengcebiso zeveki yoLwazi, apho abahleli bethu baphendula imibuzo yakho malunga nokuthandana, ubuhlobo, usapho, imidiya yoluntu nangaphaya. Ngaba unombuzo kwincoko? Ngenisa apha ngokungaziwa kwaye siya kwenza konke okusemandleni ethu ukuphendula.
Molo, Ncokola yeQela,
Kutshanje ndifumene umbhalo ovela kwinombolo engaqondakaliyo ethi ‘heyi!’ ngaphandle kweblue. Ndade ndancama ukuqagela ndabuza ukuba ngubani kwaye kwavela ukuba ngulo mfana ndiye ndadibana noNYAKA odlulileyo endimthandayo kodwa wandifaka umoya kanye emva kokuxhoma kwethu kokugqibela. Kumyalezo wakhe, uthe, Ndiyazi ukuba oku kundithathe ixesha elide kunokuba bekufanele, kodwa ndiyaxolisa ngokukubhuqa kwixesha elidlulileyo…
Ndiyazi ukuba kuvakala njani oku, kodwa ngaba ndiyaphambana ngokucinga ngokumnika?! Nceda!
Ozithobayo, Ghost Buster
Othandekayo Ghost Buster,
UJamé Jackson, owenqabayo ukuphathwa njengomboniso we-Netflix owunqumleyo kwaye uvale, utsho ngentlonipho … Hayi bo! Ndiyaxolisa ukuyichaza ngokucacileyo, kodwa loo ndoda isebenzisa wena ukukholisa imfuno yayo enganelisekiyo yokunxibelelana kwabantu. Ngubani okhumbulayo nje emva konyaka ukuba bafe umntu? Yintoni ebeyenza kwezi ntsuku zingama-365 zidlulileyo? Ebephi? Ebehleli nabani? Inyaniso kukuba unethemba lokuba ukhulile kwixesha lonyaka, ngoko ke wazi njani ukuba ufuna ukuba kunye nawe omtsha? Wayeyenza into yakhe kwaye ayizange iphumelele. Ngoku ufuna wena, into endala-intsha, ubuye. Ubomi malunga namathuba okwesibini kodwa hayi xa majorly fumbled ibhegi yokuqala.
UnguRitz Carlton hayi i-1-star Bates Motel eminyango yayo ihlala ivuliwe! Ukubonisile emva koko ukuba ubaluleke kangakanani kuye, kwaye ngelixa ndisithi ngokuqinisekileyo ndiphendule ukuba ube mnandi, ungazimiseli ukuba wenzekaliswe okwesibini. Ngaphaya koko, asizibizi iziporho okanye sizame ukuzenza abantu. Ukudlile kwaye kufuneka ahlale apho, kumhlaba wesiporho. Okwangoku, ndiyakubongoza ukuba ufumane into entle onokuyibukela kwi-intanethi okanye ekhaya ukuze ususe ingqondo yakho kule nkwenkwana. Wayisusa ingqondo yakhe kuwe kwakudala!
Dylan Tuba , owaba nokuvuka okumangalisayo okokuqala ebona Casper , utsho ... Imimoya ayikwazi ukuwela kwelinye icala ngenxa yeshishini elingagqitywanga. Nguwe lo. Ityala alivayo limgcina ebotshelelwe kummandla wasemhlabeni. Kwaye uyazi ukuba umhlaba unjani ngoku?
Njengendoda yokomoya, ingcebiso yam kukuya kuyo. Iziporho zinokutshisa kakhulu, njengoPatrick Schwayze esenza udongwe olungenahempe ngaphakathi Isiporho okanye uKumkani uBoo ovela kuMario ngolwimi lwakhe olukhulu. Eyona meko, unomhla omangalisayo ojika ube ngamaxesha amnandi angunaphakade. Eyona nto imbi kakhulu, woyisa indlu yakho kwaye uqhubeke.
UKelsey Weekman, okuphela kwesiphene ebomini kukuthanda kwakhe isiporho, utsho … Ndiyazi ukuba oku kukutya okuneziqholo, kodwa ndixhasa isiporho. Ndicinga ukuba yindlela enenceba kakhulu yokuphelisa ubudlelwane obufutshane. Ukuba umntu akaphenduli kuwe, mhlawumbi 1. ufile (RIP kodwa abanakukwazi ukuthandana nawe kwakhona), 2. embi ekuthumeleni imiyalezo (ngoko udodging ibhola) okanye 3. akanamdla. Ngombulelo kwi-ghosting, ungafaka ngengqondo isiphelo salo naluphi na ubudlelwane phantsi kweendidi ezimbini zokuqala kwaye ingeyiyo eyesithathu, ngoko akukho mntu unokuze akuvise ubuhlungu!
Ngapha koko, ukufumana isicatshulwa esiluhlaza emva konyaka kuthetha ukuba akafanga ngokuqinisekileyo, kodwa uyamkhathaza, kwaye nomhla kunye naye kunokuba mnandi kuba ubuncinci uya kukwazi ukumqhola phezu kwesiporho ukuze aphule. umkhenkce. Ndincoma ukuyizama, kwaye ukuba ihamba kakubi, unokufumana ukutya okusimahla kunye nebali elihle. Inqaku lokwenza INTO, kum, kukufumana ibali elimnandi kuyo. Umxholo wememori yakho, ukuba uyathanda. Kwakhona njenge ... ingaba unayo into engcono onokuyenza?
U-Katie Mather, owayeza kunika lo mfo ithuba lesibini ukuba wayeyi-6'2 ″, uthi... Okokuqala, ngokobuchwepheshe sele umnike ithuba lesibini. Uyiphendulile itekisi yakhe nangona ungayazi ukuba ibiphuma kubani emva koko wakwenza waqikelela ukuba ngubani . Oko kukubetha okwesibini kwaye nangona singayithandi i-baseball kuba iyadika, kuyacaca ukuba lo mfana sele echitha ixesha lethu.
Ndithanda ukubiza le nto ngokuba yi-Robert Frost Dilemma yakudala - uyazi, iindlela ezimbini ziyahlukana. Uyibonile ipowusta kwigumbi lakho lokufundela likatitshala wesiNgesi webanga lesithoba kwaye, ngenxa yokuba isihobe sinokuba ngayo nantoni na, lo mbongo ukwangowokuba uRobert Frost efikelwa sisiporho kwaye ezibuza ukuba makathini na.
Kwindlela enye, umnika elinye ithuba. Ukuphela kwehlabathi kuhambelana nexesha le-cuffing, ndiyifumana ngokupheleleyo. Kodwa indlela engahambanga kangako - lo utitshala wakho webanga lesithoba, uRobert Frost kunye nam sonke sifuna ukuba uthathe - ukhaba lo mfo ukuba ahambe.
Umhambi omnye kuphela - awukwazi ukuthatha iindlela zombini! -kwaye ukuphendula ngokulula nge-emoji ehlekisayo kuya kwenza wonke umahluko.
Kwakhona, ngubani ophethe abantu ngo-2020? Yintoni le, 2017?
UDillon Thompson, olibala ngamanye amaxesha ukuphendula iitekisi phantse unyaka, uthi… Oku mhlawumbi kukuzingca kakhulu okanye kukuzingca kum (mhlawumbi zombini), kodwa ukuba bendikwizihlangu zakho, ingcinga yam yokuqala ibinokuba yintoni endiyenzileyo ukukhumbuza lo mntu ukuba ndikhona? Ndiza kube ndiqhuba uphicotho olupheleleyo lwezithuba zam ze-Instagram zamva nje, iitweets kunye neheki, kunye nophononongo lwam lwemuvi Letterboxd imikhondo - kuba oku a ixesha elide ixesha lokubulala umntu.
Ekugqibeleni, akunandaba nokuba yintoni ephefumlelweyo lo mntu ukuba azame ukungena kwakhona ebomini bakho emva konyaka emva kokuzenza ngathi awukho. Okubalulekileyo yindlela ozijonga ngayo izenzo zabo ngelo xesha, kwaye nokuba upholile na ngokuvumela ukuziphatha okubi ukuba kutyibilike. Kum-kwaye ndithetha oku ndisazi ukuba intsebenziswano yomntu yinto enjalo iprimiyamu ngoku - ayiwufanelanga umzamo. Ewe, ukuthandana ngexesha lobhubhane kunzima, kodwa eso ayisosizathu sokunika ixesha kunye namandla kumntu oye wakushiya ejinga. Ngokombono wam, akukho xolo olungaqhelekanga olucela ithuba lesibini.
TL;DR... Iziporho zisemangcwabeni, hayi engalweni yakho (ngaphandle kokuba nguPatrick Swayze). Yiyeke!
Ukuba uthanda eli nqaku, khangela Incoko yethu yokugqibela yeQela , kwaye Cofa apha ukungenisa owakho umbuzo.
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