I-11 icaphula ubudlelwane obuhlekisayo obufumana ngokupheleleyo

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Akukho mntu wathi ukutshata iminyaka engama-50—okanye emibini—kulula. Nazi 11 ucaphulo ubudlelwane funny kwabanye abafazi esibathandayo kunye nabantu abathanda ukuba okunene ukufumana oko.

INYANISO: Imiyalezo eyi-10 yeValentine engalunganga

1. Ndisanda kufumanisa ukuba inkosikazi ibhala incwadi malunga nehoneymoon yethu ebizwa 50 Shades of Kulungile nje . —UConan O'Brien

2. Umtshato awunaziqinisekiso. Ukuba yile nto uyifunayo, yiya kuhlala nebhetri yemoto. —Erma Bombeck

3. Chitha imizuzu embalwa ngosuku uphulaphule ngokwenene iqabane lakho. Kungakhathaliseki ukuba zibubudenge kangakanani na iingxaki zakhe kuwe. —UMegan Mullally

4. Owona msebenzi wendoda kukukhusela ibhinqa kumnqweno walo ‘wokufumana izithonga’ qho emva kwenyanga. —UDax Shepard

5 Mna nomfazi wam sonwabile kangangeminyaka engama-20. Emva koko sadibana. —URodney Dangerfield

6. Phambi kokuba utshate nomntu, kufuneka uqale umenze asebenzise ikhompyutha ene-intanethi ecothayo ukuze ubone ukuba ngoobani kanye kanye. —Ngaba uFerrell

7. I-archaeologist ngoyena myeni anokuba naye nawuphi na umfazi; okukhona ekhula, kokukhona enomdla ngakumbi kuye. — Agatha Christie

8 Kuwo wonke umtshato olungileyo, ngamanye amaxesha kuyahlawula ukuba sisithulu kancinane. -Ruth Bader Ginsburg

9. Gcina amehlo akho evulekile ngaphambi komtshato, vala emva koko. —UBenjamin Franklin

10. Uthando loyisa zonke izinto ngaphandle kobuhlwempu kunye nezinyo. -Mae West

11. Andizange ndithandane kakhulu. Ndahlala nabantu. Njengo, molo, ndihlala apha ngoku. Waphela ngale ndlela ke uYohane kule meko. -UChrissy Teigen kumtshato wakhe noJohn Legend

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