IiJokes ezili-11 eziBubudenge eziyakwenza ukuba umntwana wakho oneminyaka emi-5 aqengqeleke phantsi ahleke.

Amagama Aphezulu Ebantwaneni

Umgangatho:

Umhla Wokuzalwa:

Thumela

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Umntwana wakho uyakuqhekeza amaxesha amaninzi ngemini (yiza, indlela abeka ngayo impahla yakho yangaphantsi entloko imnandi kakhulu). Buyisela ububele kwaye unike umntwana wakho omncinci ukuba agigitheke ngala maqhula ahlekisayo kubantwana abaneminyaka emihlanu ubudala.

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Umbuzo: Ziyaphi iinkomo ngobusuku bangoMgqibelo?
A: Ukuya kwi-MOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooovies.

Umbuzo: Yeyiphi ileta ethandwa ngumphangi?
A: Arrrrrrrr.

Umbuzo: Yathini enye itumato kwenye itumato?
A: Qhubeka kwaye ndizakwenza i-ketchup.

Umbuzo: Yintoni emdaka kwaye encangathi?
A: Intonga!

Umbuzo: Uwenza njani umdaniso wethishu?
A: Faka i-boogie encinci kuyo.

Nqo nqo
Ngubani lo olapho?
Bhuwu.
Boo ngubani?
Sukulila, ndim kuphela.

Umbuzo: Bafunda ntoni ooElves esikolweni?
A: I-elf-abet.

Umbuzo: Uyibiza ntoni idayinaso eyimfama?
A: Ngaba-ucinga-he-saurus.

Umbuzo: Zibulisa njani iilwandle zonke?
A: Batshangatshangisa!

Q: Uyibiza ntoni uloliwe ethimla?
A: Uloliwe weAchoo-choo.

Q: Leliphi igqwirha olifumana elwandle?
A: I-santi-wich!

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