#TBT ukuya ngaphantsi kwenyanga edlulileyo xa *zange* ngekhe siqikelele ukuba siza kube silapha, ngenxa ye-coronavirus. Kunzima kum ukuba ndibe nomfanekiso-ngqondweni wobomi bam bangaphambili ngeli xesha—obo ndandivuka, ndithabathe uloliwe ohamba ngaphantsi komhlaba ndisiya emsebenzini, ndihlambe izandla zam (ndingowaseNew York, ndisoloko ndihlamba izandla zam), ndize ndihambe. malunga nomhla wam. Oko kwandenza ndacinga ngezinto endingenakuzithatha lula kwelinye icala layo yonke le nto. Apha, uluhlu ngolandelelwano random.
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Oliver Rossi / Getty Imifanekiso1. Ukuwola abazali bam...
2. Kodwa kwakhona, bahlobo bam, abamelwane bam, oogxa bam, umphathi wam, ivenkile yam yekofu yasekuhlaleni, igosa leposi. (Kakhulu nabani na endiye ndahlala kude naye ngeli xesha.)
3. Ukuthunyelwa kweentsuku ezimbini ukusuka kwi-Amazon Prime.
4. I-pizza ekhenkcezisiweyo, i-mac enebhokisi kunye netshizi, isuphu kwitoti. (Yonke enye kwaye ndenze isidlo esindisindisileyo-kunye nosapho lwam-ngokuphindaphindiweyo.)
MediaProduction/Getty Images5. Isimemo sokuya naphi na kwaye wenze nantoni na nabani na nangaliphi na ixesha.
6. …Kodwa ngakumbi izicwangciso ezenzeka kwindawo yemiboniso bhanyabhanya. (Ndiza kukubona ngoNovemba, ujames Bond .)
7. Uhambo oluya kwivenkile yegrosari (zininzi ngosuku olunye!) Ukufumana izithako ezilityelweyo.
8. Ukunyamekelwa kwabantwana.
Thomas Barwick/Getty Imifanekiso9. Umama kunye neevenkile zepop ezigcinwe ngezona zinto zibalulekileyo-kunye nokusindisa ubomi.
10. Iyure eyonwabileyo.
11. Iindawo zokutyela ngokubanzi. (Iimenyu ezomeleleyo! Iziselo ezintle! Into yokuba omnye umntu akwenzele izitya!)
12. Ngokwenyani nawuphi na umntu ohambisa iimpahla.
13. Uhambo oluya kudederhu lweevenkile ngenjongo yokuzonwabisa.
14. Uhambo oluya eLondon, eParis, eMadrid, eVenice—NAPHI NA EHLABATHINI—ukuzonwabisa nje.
15. Ukuthatha uhambo ngaphandle kokuqaphela umgama ovela ekuhlaleni.
16. Ukuya naphi na ngaphandle kokuba ube nolwazi malunga nokungena eluntwini.
Imifanekiso kaMaskot/Getty17. Ukutyelela ugqirha ukuze ahlolwe ngonyaka.
18. Ukutyelela ugqirha nayiphi na Jonga. (Andisokuze ndicinge ngoochwephesha bezonyango ababeka ubomi babo emngciphekweni mihla le, nokuba baneempawu, ukugcina umhlaba wonke usempilweni kwaye ukhuselekile.)
19. Isicoci sesandla.
20. I-Lysol yosula.
Kathrin Ziegler/Getty Imifanekiso21. Iphepha langasese.
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