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Umama : Yiklabhu ekhethekileyo. (Yiza, ngubani omnye oza kuqonda ukungabikho kokulala kunye nokucaphuka kunye nenyaniso yokuba iingxoxo malunga ne-poop ngoku ziyinto yemihla ngemihla?) NgoSuku loMama kanye ekoneni, ngoku lixesha elifanelekileyo lokubhiyozela ubulungu bakho ngokusebenzisa aba celeb. Iingcaphuno ezichaza ngokugqibeleleyo ukuphakama kunye nokuhla-kunye nezinto ezinqabileyo-ukuba ngumama.

Qhubeka ufunda iingcaphuno zoomama ezingama-42 ezibophelelekile ukuzisa uncumo kubo bonke oomama, nokuba uzibhala ekhadini okanye uzisebenzisele iprojekthi ye-DIY.

ENXULUMENEYO: Izizathu ezi-5 zokuba kutheni ukuba ngumama kumangalisa ngendlela ehlekisayo, ngokutsho kweSayensi

1. Into endiyithandayo malunga nokuba ngumama yinto nje yokuba umntu ongcono kukwenza ube yimihla ngemihla. - Drew Barrymore

2. Imiphefumlo emincinci ifumana indlela eya kuwe nokuba ikho'ukusuka esizalweni sakho okanye komnye umntu's. -Sheryl Crow

3. Awufuni'Ungaze uyilinganise ngokupheleleyo. [Ukuba ngumama] ngumzabalazo othe rhoqo wexesha elingakumbi elingakumbi apho, ixesha elingakumbi elingakumbi apha, nokuziva unetyala kancinane ngalo lonke ixesha. -Halle Berry

4. Ngamanye amaxesha, xa ndifuna ukuthatha ihlabathi, ndizama ukukhumbula ukuba'Kubaluleke kakhulu ukuhlala phantsi ubuze unyana wam ukuba unjani'imvakalelo okanye ukuthetha naye ngobomi. - Angelina Jolie

5. Wena'Uya kufumana iingcebiso kubantu abaninzi, kwaye ungathatha amasuntswana kunye namaqhekeza, kodwa uyazi ngokwasengqondweni ukuba umntwana wakho ufuna ntoni. Kufuneka uyithembe loo nto. -Lucy Liu

6. Ukuba nomntwana kukuphila nje into engalindelekanga. Awusoze wazi xa wena'uzophinda uqhathwe okanye xa usenza'uya kufumana uncumo olukhulu okanye xa olo ncumo luguquka ngokukhawuleza lube yi-hysterics. -Blake Lively

7. Ndim kuphela onokuqonda umntwana wam. Yena's ngathi'BDIDKDKODKDHJXUDHEJSLOSJDHDUSJMSOZUZUSJSIXOJ'kwaye nam'ndiyathanda,'Kulungile, ndiza kukufumanela iqhekeza lesoseji ngomzuzu nje.'--Chrissy Teigen

8. I'Ndiye ndafunda ukubaluleka kokuthatha ixesha. - Thandie Newton

9. 'Yonke imihla xa ukhulisa abantwana, uziva ngathi ungakhala okanye ugqabhuke kwaye uvele ukhwaze 'Bubudenge obu!' kuba zininzi izinto ezibhadlileyo, nokuba zizinto ezizithethayo kuwe okanye kukuba kukho i-avokhado okanye indle kuyo yonke indawo.' -Kristen Bell

10. Ukuba ngumama kundenze ndaqiniseka nge-level-level. I'andizange ndizive ndinamandla ngakumbi. - Kelly Clarkson

11. Ndingagqunywa ngokutshicela kubizo lwenkomfa ngelixa mna'm ukupompa kwaye oko'Kulungile kuba oku kugqibelele kwam. Isenokungabi ngomnye umntu's, kodwa le yeyam. -Kerry Washington

12. Akukho nto inokukulungiselela ngokwenene kuba awusoze uphinde ube nosuku apho ungenzi khona'ucinge ngabantwana bakho kuqala. -Zooey Deschanel

13. Sinemithetho ejikeleze indlu. Ndihlala ndisithi, ukuba wena'Ungangxoli ngabantwana bakho, wena'andichithi xesha laneleyo kunye nabo. - Reese Witherspoon

14. Ndicinga kabini malunga nokuhamba ngoku, kuba kufuneka kube ngesizathu esibambekayo ukuba ndinakho'ndizomshiya umntwana wam. - UConnie Britton

15. Unaloo maxesha: ukudinwa, uxinzelelo lokuba nomntwana odlamkileyo, kwaye awumniki.'t ufuna ukugwetywa ngezona mpazamo zakho zimbi. Yona's inxalenye yobomi, kwaye's inxenye yento eyenza ukuba sibe yile nto siyiyo. - Viola Davis

16. Ndisebenzisa uburharha endaweni yokungena kulo ewe kwaye akukho nto ngalo lonke ixesha. Yona's malunga nokubenza bahleke kunokuba bangene kumzabalazo wamagunya. - UMarcia Cross

17. Iinkwenkwezi ziyafana nathi. Sonke safumana iintwala. Yona'indenza ndirhawuzelelwe kukuba ndithethe ngayo. - UJennifer Garner

18 Ndithi kwintombi yam intsasa nganye, Ngoku zeziphi na iindawo ezimbini ezizezona zibalulekileyo kuwe? Athi, Intloko yam nentliziyo yam. Kuba nantso into endiyifundileyo kwi-foxhole: Into ekunceda ebomini ngamandla obuntu nokomelela komoya nothando.' - Viola Davis

19. 'Ndicinga ukuba wonke umama osebenzayo uvakalelwa ngendlela efanayo: Uhamba phakathi kwexesha elikhulu apho ucinga nje, 'Le nto ayinakwenzeka - oh, oku akunakwenzeka.' Kwaye ke qhubeka uhamba kwaye uqhubeke kwaye wenze ngendlela engenakwenzeka.' -Tina Fey

20. Yona'ayisiyonto esinokuyenza, yona's into emasiyenze njengoomama abasebenzayo kunye nootata abasebenzayo. Anything is possible...ukuba kuthetha ukufudumeza nokolula ndibambe usana lwam oko'yinto #lomama aza kuyenza. -Serena Williams

21. Ukulala ngeli xesha yingcamango nje. Into I'ndijonge phambili kuphando kwixesha elizayo. - Amy Poehler

22. Njengomama omtsha ngokwam, bekubaluleke ngokwenene ukuva izincomo ezikhuthazayo ezivela kubantu abanje,'Hey wena'wenza umsebenzi omhle kakhulu.'-Shay Mitchell

23. Kutheni ungenzi'Abantwana bayaqonda ukuba ukulala kwabo akubafanelanga's ngenxa yethu? -Alyson Hannigan

24. Xa ndinabantwana bam kwaye ndaziva olo hlobo lothando, endiyazi ukuba uyaluqonda kwaye wonke umama ophaya ngaphandle uyaluqonda, lwandenza ukuba ndiqonde ukuba kukho ubunyulu ekuthandeni. Ukuba kukho uthando olungagungqiyo. -UJennifer Lopez

25 Lahla ityala. Xa u're kwindawo enye, don'uziva kakubi ukuba wena'andikho emsebenzini. Xa u're emsebenzini, don'uziva kakubi ukuba wena'andikho ekhaya. - Katie Couric

26. Kuye kwathi qatha kum into yokuba uninzi lokutya kwam lwenziwe kukutya angakhange akugqibe umntwana wam. -Carrie Underwood

27 Xa intombi yam ivuka, ndifuna ukuba ilale. Xa yena'ulele, ndifuna avuke. Obu bubomi bam bobuzali. - Chrissy Teigen

28. Mna'zange ndadibana nomntwana oneminyaka emi-2 eyoyikekayo. I'm ndipholile ngalo lonke inqanaba intombi yam ehamba kuyo. Ndicinga nje yena's emangalisayo. Ndiyathemba yena'akandijongi ndicinga,'Mama, ngaba le 30s imbi kangaka iza nawe?'-Katie Holmes

29 Inye into wena;'kufuneka ulungele ukwenza njengoko umzali engathandwayo ngamaxesha athile. -Emma Thompson

30. Abantwana bayaphambana. Bona'kwakhona ukuzibulala. Njengokuba, epakini, iindawo ezithile zokuzilolonga ehlathini zinendawo yokutsiba yabantwana abadala. Intombi yam inako't xhuma. Usuka nje asuke kuyo ngokungathi nguye's kwinqanawa yamapirate. -Mila Kunis

31. Andifuni'cinga apho's ibe iyure yobomi bam oko uAva wazalwa ukuba I don'andicingi ngabantwana bam. Ndiyibiza ngokuba yiteyiphu yeticker ye-CNN: Ngaba u-Ava ulungile? Ewe. Ngaba uDikoni ulungile? Ewe. Ngaba iTennessee ilungile? Ewe. Buyela kuAva. - Reese Witherspoon

32. Ukuba ngumama kum kuthetha ukuba ukwamkele ukuba kule minyaka ili-16 izayo yobomi bakho, uya kuba nesipaji esincangathi. - Nia Vardalos

33. 'Akukho nto inokukulungiselela ngokwenene amava awoyikekayo okuba kuthetha ukuthini ukuba ngumama. Izele ziimvakalelo ezintsonkothileyo zovuyo, ukudinwa, uthando kunye nexhala, zonke zixutywe kunye. Ubuwena obusisiseko butshintsha ngokukhawuleza.' -Kate Middleton

34. Abantu bayazi ukuba bangandifowuneli phambi kwe-8:15. Kuba u-8:15 lixesha apho wonke umntu kufuneka abe sebhasini okanye esikolweni kwaye ubomi bam bonke buqala ngo-8:15. - Reese Witherspoon

35. Iishifti zokuba ngumzali njengoko abantwana bakho betshintsha. Eyona nto ingcono kum ibe iphosa naluphi na uhlobo lwencwadana yomzali ngaphandle kwefestile. -Kate Hudson

36. 'Ukuba ngumama ngawona mava athobekayo ndakha ndanawo. Kukubeka endaweni yakho kuba ngokwenene kukunyanzela ukuba ulungise imibandela othi uyakholelwa kuyo—yaye ukuba akukwazi ukumelana naloo migaqo xa ukhulisa umntwana, yilibale loo nto.’ -Diane Keaton

37. Andiqondi ukuba kutheni oomama begweba abanye oomama, njenge,'Uthetha ukuthini ukuba awuzange't ukuncancisa? Uthetha ukuthini ukuba awukwenzanga oku?'Yona'Ndinje,'Ngaba'sisonke nje omnye komnye'z icala?'-Gwyneth Paltrow

38. Yona'akunzima ukunyamekela umntwana; yona'Kunzima ukwenza enye into ngelixa uhoye umntwana. Ukuzama ukucoca ikhitshi emva kwakho'Ubenomntwana liphupha elibi. - UJulianne Moore

39. Ukungalali emva kwabantwana kuyinyaniso ngokwenene. Ndiyifanisa nendlela ekumele ukuba kuvakala ngayo ukuhamba enyangeni kwaye ukhale ngalo lonke ixesha kuba wawuvile ukuba inyanga ibifanele ukuba nkulu kodwa enyanisweni iyafunxa ngokupheleleyo. - Amy Poehler

40. I'ndoyisile izinto ezininzi: Amahlwili egazi emiphungeni yam kabini. Utyando lwamadolo kunye neenyawo. Ukuphumelela iGrand Slams ukuba phantsi kwenqaku lomdlalo. Kodwa ndifumanise ukuba eyona nto inzima kukufumana umntu ohambahambayo. -Serena Williams

41. Ndizama ukutsalela umama umnxeba ngokuthe rhoqo kuba ndicinga ukuba, Ukuba uHazel akazange enze njalo'Ungandifowunela iiveki ezimbini? I'Ndiyakwazi ukubona umama wakhe ngoku kwindawo eyahlukileyo. - UJulia Roberts

42. Yona'Akukho lula ukuba ngumama. Ukuba bekulula, ootata bebeya kuyenza loo nto. -Betty White

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