Ukuthweswa isidanga kunoxinzelelo njengoko kunjalo-uqhubela phambili kwisahluko esitsha ngokupheleleyo ebomini bakho. Phosa ubhubhane kumxube, kwaye zonke ezo mvakalelo zomsindo kunye nokungaqiniseki zikhuliselwa iklasi ka-2021. Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha uburharha obuncinci (kunye isipho esikhethekileyo , qhwanyaza iliso) inokunceda ukulwa nezo, Oh nkosi yam kwenzekani yonke into iyatshintsha ahhhh!! iimvakalelo. Jonga ezi ngcaphulo zokuphumelela ezihlekisayo eziqinisekileyo zokunciphisa umoya. Zibhale ekhadini, uzifunde ngo-a itheko lothweso lwezidanga okanye uzithumele kuloo mhlobo uyifuna ngokwenene. Nokuba yeyiphi na indlela, awungekhe uphazame ngengcebiso evakalayo kodwa ehlekisayo evela ku-Amy Poehler, uEllen DeGeneres kunye noCardi B.
ENXULUMENEYO : Izipho ezingama-51 zokuthweswa izidanga zaseKholejini zeKlasi ka-2020
1. Ukuba bangayenza ipenicillin ngesonka esingundayo, banokuqiniseka ukwenza into ngawe. -Muhammad Ali
2. Uphumelela ekholejini. Oko kuthetha ukuba olu lusuku lokuqala losuku lokugqibela lobomi bakho. Hayi, akulunganga oko. Olu lusuku lokugqibela losuku lokuqala lwesikolo. Hayi, kubi ngakumbi. Olu lusuku. -Andy Samberg
3. Ukuba ekuqaleni awuphumeleli, fumana ukuba umntu olahlekileyo ufumana nantoni na. -William Lyon Phelps
4. Landela umnqweno wakho, hlala unyanisekile kuwe, ungalokothi ulandele umendo womnye umntu ngaphandle kokuba usehlathini kwaye ulahlekile kwaye ubona umendo ngoko ngeendlela zonke kufuneka ulandele oko. -Ellen DeGeneres
5. Bazalwane bam abathandekayo nabanoloyiko, sele niza kungena elona xesha lingaqinisekanga nelibangela imincili ebomini benu. -Lin-Manuel Miranda
6. Logama nje umnqweno wakho wokuphonononga mkhulu kunomnqweno wakho wokungaqhubi, ukwindlela elungileyo. -Ed Helms
7 Njengoko usiya ehlabathini, musa ukoyika ukubuza iinkokeli zakho. Kodwa musa ukubuza imibuzo emininzi ngexesha elinye okanye enzima kakhulu kuba iinkokeli zakho ziyadinwa kwaye/okanye zikrwada. -Ngaba uFerrell
8.Indoda engazange iye esikolweni inokuba kwinqwelo-mafutha; kodwa ukuba unemfundo yaseyunivesithi, usenokuwuba wonke umgaqo kaloliwe. -Theodore Roosevelt
9 Nyaka ngamnye, abaninzi, abaninzi abaziziyatha baphumelela ekholejini. Kwaye ukuba bangayenza, nawe ungayenza. -UJohn Green
10. Imfundo kukufumanisa okunenkqubela kokungazi kwakho. –Will Durant
11. Halala kwaye ungavumeli i-coronavirus ... thatha umzuzu okhethekileyo kuwe...Qinisekisa ukuba uyaphanda ngamakhondo omsebenzi ajikeleze imali ofuna ukuyenza kwixesha elizayo. Kwaye qiniseka ukuba uphanda umsebenzi ofana no-Kulungile, 'Xa ndigqibile kwaye ndisiya kufumana umsebenzi, ngaba lo msebenzi uza kundinceda ukuba ndihlawule ityala lam lasekholejini? Ngaba iza kundinceda ndiphile le ndlela ndiyifunayo?’ -UCardi B
12. Umsitho wothweso-zidanga sisiganeko apho isithethi sokuqalisa sixelele amawakawaka abafundi abanxibe iikepusi ezifanayo neegawuni ukuba ‘umntu ngamnye’ ngundoqo wempumelelo. -Robert Orben
13 Yibani nobulumko, ngokuba ihlabathi lifuna ubulumko. Ukuba awukwazi ukuba sisilumko, zenza ngathi usisilumko, emva koko uziphathe ngendlela obuya kwenza ngayo.— UNeil Gaiman
14. Iintetho zokuqalisa iintetho zayilwa ubukhulu becala ngenkolelo yokuba abafundi beekholeji abaphumayo mabangaze bakhululwe ehlabathini de babe baxoliswe ngokufanelekileyo. -Garry Trudeau
15. Umvuzo omkhulu kunye noxanduva oluncinci iimeko azifane zifumaneke kunye.-Napoleon Hill
16. Xa ndandineminyaka yakho, sasingenayo i-intanethi kwiibhulukhwe zethu. Sasingenayo ne-intanethi engekho kwiibhulukhwe zethu. Oko kwakubi. - URichard Costolo
17 INkosi yasinika iziphelo ezimbini: esokuhlala phezu kwayo, esinye sicinge ngaso; Impumelelo ixhomekeke ekubeni yeyiphi esiyisebenzisa kakhulu. -Ann Landers
18. Umthetho ndawufunda kakuhle, mhla ndaphumelela ndamangalela ikholeji, ndaphumelela ityala, ndaza ndafumana nezifundo zam.—Fred Allen.
19. Zama ukubeka ii-iPhones zakho phantsi rhoqo kwaye ujonge ubuso babantu. Ubuso babantu buya kukuxelela izinto ezimangalisayo.- Amy Poehler
20. Andizange ndivumele imfundo yam iphazamise imfundo yam. -UMark Twain
21. 'Nyaka ngamnye xa ndithweswa izidanga, ndinyanzelekile ukuba ndinikele 'amagqabaza amafutshane,' adla ngokuba mafutshane ngendlela ebefanele abe ngawo.' - James E. Ryan
22 Khumbula nje, awukwazi ukunyuka ileli yempumelelo ngezandla zakho ezipokothweni.'- Arnold Schwarzenegger
23. ‘Ukuba ithuba alinkqonkqozi, yakha ucango.’—Milton Berle
24. Khumbula, xa kuziwa ekufakeni izicelo zemisebenzi, iincwadi zi bagwetywe ngeqweqwe labo.- Patricia Akins
25 Ndithi kuni, nditsho kakuhle, kwabo bawongwayo, newonga, nembeko. Yaye kubafundi baka-C, ndithi nani ngenye imini nisenokuba ngumongameli waseUnited States.—George W. Bush
26. Eyona nto ilishwa, kodwa inika umdla ngokwenene ngobomi bakho, kukuba akukho kharityhulamu engundoqo. Indawo yonke iyindawo ekhethiweyo. -Jon Stewart
27. Isikolo sam besisinzima kangangokuba iphephandaba lesikolo linecandelo lezidumbu.– Norm Crosby
28. Indlela eya empumelelweni isoloko isakhiwa. -Lily Tomlin
29. Ewe luninzi ulwazi kwiidyunivesithi: Abasaqalayo bangenisa kancinci; abadala musa ukuthatha kakhulu kude, ngoko uhlobo ulwazi luqokelelana.-Lawrence Lowell
30. Xa uthweswa isidanga uya kunxiba ikepusi kunye negawuni, kodwa luluvo oluhle ukunxiba into engaphantsi kwayo.- Greg Tamblyn
31. Ekuphela kwendawo apho impumelelo iza phambi komsebenzi sisichazi-magama.-Vidal Sassoon
32 Ukuba uvakalelwa kukuba uneenyawo zombini ezityalwe kumhlaba osemgangathweni, ngoko iyunivesiti ayiphumelelanga.- Robert Goheen
33. 'Asiyeki ukuya esikolweni xa siphumelele.' UCarol Burnett
34 Ndicinga ukuba ukulala kwakuyingxaki yam esikolweni. Ukuba isikolo besiqale ngo-4:00 emva kwemini, ngendiphumelele ekholejini namhlanje.-George Foreman
35. Ke, kunjani kwihlabathi lenene? Ewe, ukutya kungcono, kodwa ngaphaya koko, andiyikucebisi. -Bill Watterson
36. 'Ingxaki yokufunda kumava kukuba awude uphumelele.' UDoug Larson
37. Ukuba ucinga ukuba umncinci kakhulu ukuba usebenze, awuzange ulale ebhedini kunye nengcongconi.- Bette Reese
38. Uya kufumana isitshixo sempumelelo phantsi kwewashi ye-alamu.-Benjamin Franklin
39 Elona cebiso lilungileyo endinokunika lona nabani na ngokuphuma ndiye ehlabathini nali: musani ukuyenza. Ndiye ndaphuma phandle. Yisiphithiphithi.- URussell Baker
40. 'Ndithetha ukuba sonke siyabhabha. Nje ukuba ushiye umhlaba, uyabhabha. Abanye abantu babhabha ixesha elide kunabanye.”—Michael Jordan
41 Ekuphela kwento eyakha yahlala empumelelweni yaba sisikhukukazi. -uSarah Brown
42. Ubomi buyimpucuko. Awuyazi into eza kwenzeka ngokulandelayo kwaye ubukhulu becala wenza izinto njengoko uqhubeka. -uStephen Colbert
43. Usuku lothweso lwezidanga lunzima kubantu abadala. Baya kumsitho njengabazali. Babuyela ekhaya njengabo namhlanje. Emva kweminyaka engamashumi amabini anesibini yokukhulisa abantwana, abaphangeli. -Erma Bombeck
44. Indlela eya empumelelweni ineendawo ezininzi zokupaka ezihendayo. -Ngaba uRogers
