Bathi oo-2000 bokuqala babuyile, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo andizange ndicinge ukuba bathetha oku. Ijean ephantsi? Ngokuqinisekileyo. 'Iqabaka' isithunzi samehlo ? Kanangcono. Kodwa Bennifer ?! Ndicela uxolo ngoku ndiphakamisa imihlathi phantsi.
Ke ukuba awunaseti yesilumkiso sikaGoogle, awunaseti yesilumkiso sikaGoogle ngokoqobo nangaliphi na ixesha. UJennifer Lopez wenza kakhulu njenge-flip yeenwele (Unetyala!), Nantsi i-411: Kwiveki ephelileyo, uJenny ovela kwiBlock kunye nowayesakuba ngumthandi / hayi-kakhulu-uBatman uBen Affleck babehleli kunye eLos Angeles, ngokweengxelo ezivela Iphepha leSithandathu . (A-Rod, ngubani?!) Kwaye ngoku, imithombo ixelele Abantu ukuba uBennifer uchithe ixesha kunye eMontana.
Ngokutsho kwemithombo, '[uJennifer] uchithe iintsuku ezininzi noBen ngaphandle kwedolophu. Banonxibelelwano oluqinileyo. Konke kuye kwakhawuleza kwaye kuqatha, kodwa uJennifer wonwabile.' Kulungile, yintoni Intoni iyenzeka?!
Ndandi, kunjalo, Iqela J.Diddy. Ndibhalise ngentliziyo yam yonke #JAnthony. Kwaye nangona ndingakwazi ukuxelela i-baseball bat kwipali yokuloba, ndandikhwele i-A-Lo/J.Rod. Kodwa ke, nceda ungadlali ngeemvakalelo zam ngokuhlekisa ngokubuya kokugqibela: uBennifer.
Njengayo nayiphi na into enhle iminyaka ngeminyaka uyazi (kwaye mhlawumbi nayiphi na iwaka leminyaka, kodwa ndiyala ukuzibiza ngokuba ngomnye wabo), u-Lopez no-Affleck babetshatile ekuqaleni koo-2000. Baqala ukuthandana ngo-2002 kwaye babenezicwangciso zokutshata ngoSeptemba ka-2003. Kodwa intlungu endayivayo ekuyekisweni komtshato-kunye nokuyekiswa kobudlelwane ngo-Januwari ka-2004-mhlawumbi kwakuchasene nokwahlukana. UBrad Pitt kunye noJennifer Aniston (AKA the enye Bennifer). Yayiluqhawulo-mtshato olubi kubalandeli bamabali othando osaziwayo kuyo yonke indawo.
Ukuqhubela phambili ngokukhawuleza kunye no-Lopez kunye no-A-Rod abaninzi abasandul 'ukutshata basandula ukurhoxisa ubudlelwane babo okulungileyo. Kwaye kubonakala ngathi imvumi ethi 'Masingxole' ifumana intuthuzelo—enoba oko kuthetha ubuhlobo okanye ngaphezulu—kwiingalo zoyena mntu uthandwayo nguNot-Matt-Damon. Ke mna (kunye nesizukulwana sam sonke) kufuneka ndenze ntoni ngolu lwazi?
Kwelinye icala, ezi mhlawumbi zezona ndaba zithuthuzelayo. Ukuqala, kundibuyisela kwixesha elilula, elilula phambi kweemaski zobuso kunye nemidlalo yesikhalo yezopolitiko kwisidlo sangokuhlwa soMbulelo. Ixesha apho eyona nto ixhalabisayo ngobomi bam yayibandakanya ukuba u-Emma Watson unokuba ngumdlali weqonga omtsha uharry Potter isavenge (spoiler: waye...kwaye wayengekho). Kwaye kunjalo, kukho laa mvakalelo ishushu efuzzy eyenzeka ekupheleni kwe-rom-com xa isibini esasizabalaza ngokuchasene nobunzima kunye nezixhobo zeyelenqe ezihlekisayo ekugqibeleni sigqibelisa kunye. Ayisiyonto encumayo ukuba uAffleck kunye noLopez mhlawumbi bafumene omnye komnye ekupheleni kobomi bokwenyani Intombazana yaseJersey ?!
Kodwa kwelinye icala, ngaba nditsiba umpu ngokuntywila ngqo kwelo dama lifudumeleyo le-nostalgia emva 'kweengxelo' ezimbalwa zokuhlangana kwakhona kukaBennifer? Ngokwenyani andazi ukuba ndingakwazi na ukuba neemvakalelo zam zidlalwe ngolu hlobo. Kunokwenzeka ngokupheleleyo ukuba iingxelo zibubuxoki (andicingi ukuba zinjalo) okanye kunokwenzeka ngakumbi, oku kukubhabha nje okwethutyana apho uLopez efumana intuthuzelo ngobuso obuqhelekileyo / umhlathi. Nokuba inothando ngendalo, oku kuphinda kubhaqwe kusenokwenzeka ukuba kuphele kwi-un- Indlela efana neNora-Efron , kunye ne 'Bennifer Breaks Again' edlala iscreen sam—nangona kusenokwenzeka ukuba ndinengcinga engakumbi eya kufakwa kumxholo ongaqhelekanga.
Ke ngelixa mna kunye nehlabathi liphela sizama ukwenza intsingiselo yezi ndaba, kubonakala kusengqiqweni ukucaphuka ulindelo kwaye ubeke umqobo osezantsi kuphuhliso lwexesha elizayo. Kuba ukuba kukho nantoni na ngo-2020 (kwaye yonke imitshato kaJ.Lo erhoxisiweyo) indifundisile, kukuba sonke sinokuba nethemba lokufumana Umcwangcisi womtshato , kodwa kunokwenzeka ukuba sigqibe nge Iinyibiba .
ENXULUMENEYO: I-Insta kaJ.Lo yamva nje isinike ukukroba okuRare kwiKhaya lakhe (& OMG Jonga zonke ezo zihlangu)
