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Sonke sitshintshwe kancinane emva kwemijikelo embalwa yotywala, kodwa ngaba siyazi ngokwenene Njani itshintshiwe? Apha ngezantsi, sikuphakamisele isipili ekunxileni kwakho, ngokusekwe kuphawu lwakho lwezodiac. Icebiso: Ukuba ucinga, Hayi, ayindim lo, ngoko unokufuna ukubonisana nomhlobo wakho osenyongweni weVirgo ukuze ufumane uluvo lwesibini. Kodwa kuphela ukuba ulungele ukuva inyani ...

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Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19): Jock Drunk

'Masiye ejimini kwangoku!' Inkunzi yegusha enxilileyo inokuthi ngequbuliso ifune ukuyenza—nokuba ziqhelekile ukuba ziitapile. Xa benxilile, bathanda ukhuphiswano oluhle lokutyhala okanye ukulwa ngengalo ukuze babonise amandla abo aphezulu (kwakhona, nokuba abanawo). Abantu be-Aries bahlala emizimbeni yabo, kwaye xa imizimba yabo ingamandisholo kwiintlungu, kufana nokuba banikwe i-superhero pass babesoloko befuna ukwenza zonke iimvakalelo zabo. Ngelishwa, loo mandla ayaphela ngayo yonke iamolekyuli yotywala egayiweyo, ebashiya besengozini yeentloko kunye nezihlunu ezibuhlungu. Ngamandla amakhulu kuza ukuchacha okukhulu.

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20): Stealth Drunk

Iqala ngesiselo esinye, emva koko, emva koko u-odole omnye umjikelo, emva koko omnye. Ngequbuliso, unxile kakhulu, kodwa umhlobo wakho weTaurus olapha uyonwabile. Abantu baseTaurea banesidima esikhulu (leyo yimpembelelo yamaVenus emsebenzini), kwaye kunzima ukubenza babonakale bezizidenge, nangona bezizidenge ngokupheleleyo. Emva kobusuku obude bokuzithoba okulinganiselweyo (i-bon mots kunye ne-bon bons, mhlawumbi), i-Taurus iya kuvuka kwaye ikhubeke, ibe yinto enhle kakhulu, kwaye uya kuqonda, wow, banxila ngendlela ebonakala ngayo. Yenye into abayenza ngcono kuninzi.

Gemini (ngoMeyi 21 - Jun 20): Uchithe iTi enxilile

I-Geminis i-hardwired ukusasaza ulwazi, ungayifihli. Ke, xa utywala buthoba izithintelo zabo eziphantsi ngokwendalo xa kufikwa kwintlebendwane, iti iya kuphalala kuyo yonke indawo. Ukusela ngumdlalo wentlalo, kunye ne-Geminis bond ngokuyinhloko ngonxibelelwano kunye nemibono ekwabelwana ngayo. Yintoni enokuba lithuba elingcono lokudibanisa kunokutshintshiselana ngeemfihlo ezitsha ezishushu-okanye ihlazo, ingxabano eshushu ithatha abayaziyo ngaphezu kokuyikhulula endle? Imiphumo mayigwetywe; bayazi ukuba bangathetha indlela yokuphuma kuyo ngentsasa elandelayo.

Umhlaza (Jun 21 - Julayi 22): Ukukhala unxilile

Ngaphantsi koononkala kukho undoqo othambileyo, weemvakalelo obonwa kuphela isangqa sangaphakathi. Noko ke, utywala unako okwexeshana de-iqokobhe avareji yakho Cancer ixesha elide ngokwaneleyo ukuvula iingcango zeemvakalelo zabo, nto leyo edla kuthetha iinyembezi. Akukhathaliseki nokuba yintoni na imvakalelo, iya kuphalala njengamanzi olwandle emehlweni abo. Nokuba bonwabile okanye bubudenge ngokugqithisileyo okanye bavele baxakeke nje, ngaphandle kokuzikhusela okuqhelekileyo, bakulungele ukuyikhalaza. Zilungiselele nje ukwenza ngathi awuzange ubabone behlisa umlindo wabo ngosuku olulandelayo.

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): High Drama enxilile

Izibane, ikhamera, unxilile! I-Leos inokwenza inqanaba legumbi lokuhlambela, kwaye ukuba kulapho babhukishwe khona ngobo busuku, baya kusebenza ngathi baseCarnegie Hall. Nokuba yi-karaoke, iitosti ezinxilisayo, ukujongana nabantu abababonileyo, akunamsebenzi. I-boozy Leo ilungele ukuyenza umzuzu ofanelekileyo we-Instagramming. Uya kuva ukuphendulwa okuhlekisayo, i-accents ukuya kumanqanaba ahlukeneyo okuchaneka kunye nokuqaliswa okuthambileyo kwe-brand yabo entsha. Konke ngexabiso leecocktails ezimbalwa.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22): Bitchy Drunk

Yinto entle iVirgos ayibi, kuba bayazi ubuthathaka bomntu wonke. Into malunga neVirgo kukuba xa bekugxeka, bakwenza kuba befuna ngokunyanisekileyo ukunceda. Emazantsi ezantsi bayazi ukuba babekwe kwesi sijikelezi-langa ukuze balungise izinto ngokwemigangatho yabo ephezulu esibhakabhakeni. Ke, xa befumana iingcebiso ezincinci, bafumana ukunyaniseka ngakumbi kunokuba beqhele ukuba njalo. Nokuba sisiqalelo sakho okanye isinxibo sakho esifunyenwe singekho, iVirgos iya kukwazisa. Nasemliloni wokugxeka kwabo okuphenjelelwa butywala, niya kuhlanjululwa. Amen.

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Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 21): Lovey Dovey Unxilile

'Ndiyakuthandana!!!' yinto iLibra enxilileyo iya kuthi ukusuka mzuzwana isithonga sokuqala sichukumisa imilebe yabo. ILibra imalunga nothando ngazo zonke iindlela zayo, kwaye nokuba iglasi enye yewayini inokuphakamisa umntu omaziyo ukuba abe ngumhlobo osenyongweni. IiLibras ziyathanda ukwenza wonke umntu azive amkelekile, kwaye banokhetho lwendalo lokulingana (bona: izikali). Lindela ukubabona bekhokela isangqa seetosti, apho wonke umntu efumana ithuba lokuqinisekisa. Inxalenye engcono? Intetho nganye iphela ngesiselo esinye.

IScorpio (Oct 22 - Nov 21): Seductive Drunk

Kwaye ibhaso lokujonga kakhulu kwamehlo anomtsalane ngelixa i-sauced iya ...Scorpio. Udumo lwe-scorpion lokuba nesondo kakhulu ludla ngokutolikwa ngokoqobo (ngokwenene, luphawu lomnqweno ngokwawo, lubhalwe lukhulu). Kodwa ukuba i-Scorpio ityumza umntu, ii-flirts zabo eziqhelekileyo ezingabonakaliyo zivame ukucaca ngakumbi malunga nokusela ezimbini okanye ezintathu. Umlindi wabo ukhuselekile xa benengqondo ephilileyo, kodwa xa iindonga zisihla, unokuyibona indlela abalunxanelwe ngayo uthando nengqalelo (leyo, ngokwengxelo, isengqiqweni ngokupheleleyo). Ungafumana isitshixo esisezantsi seScorpio sakho sijinga ekoneni, sihleka isiqhulo sabo ngasinye kwaye esenza loo ntshukumo ichukumisayo ehlala ibonakala isebenza. Ewe, isebenza xa bona yenze.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Dancing Drank

I-Centaurs sele ingxola kunye nabantu bepati, ngoko ke ukongeza utywala kumxube kuya kuthatha izinto ukusuka apho. I-Sagittarius luphawu lomzimba, ngoko ke baya kufuna ukuba unike ingxelo kumgangatho wokudanisa, apho baya kuwukrazula kunye ne-choreo ethile ekhanyayo ukuze bayenze okanye bangayiqhelanga kwigumbi labo. Bangabahlengi beklasi yezodiac, ngoko ke abakoyiki ukubonakala be-goofy-oko kuthetha ukuba ukuhamba kwabo kudla ukuba kuhle kakhulu. Xa unentliziyo kunye nomphefumlo wenkwenkwezi yepop, awuyidingi ipolishi.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Sober Drunk

Ngokuqinisekileyo, iiCapricorns zityatyekwa xa zifuna, kodwa zisaqulunqwe kwaye zinobuchule kuba zinzulu kwiingqondo zabo zifuna ukulungiswa ukuba zinokuthi zibaleke kuMichelle Obama (awusoze wazi). IiCapricorns zinxiba imisebenzi eziyifunayo, kwaye xa zisela, ziyayifumana ishishini unxilile. Oko kuthetha ukuba banokungena kumjikelo wokuqala wodliwano-ndlebe kwifemu yezihlangu ezimhlophe. Ngaba bakhe banxilile ngokwenene? Ewe, ukuba umbuzo ngowokuba baqhubele ekhaya okanye hayi. Kodwa ngokomoya nangokweenkwenkwezi? Hayi. Hayi, azinjalo.

U-Aquarius (uJan 20 - Feb 18): Unxilile

U-Aquarius onxilileyo angathanda ukuba wonke umntu abaphulaphule ngoku! Ngapha koko, bona zi malunga nokusombulula ngokusisiseko utshintsho lwemozulu / ukungalingani kwemivuzo / inkcubeko ngokwayo, ukuba banokukukholisa ukuba umbono wabo ocacileyo kunye nokuqonda wawuchanekileyo. Bona, abantu base-Aquarians bacinga ukuba balungile ngalo lonke ixesha (isiphumo esisecaleni sokuba zizikrelemnqa zezodiac), ke xa benobuzzy, baqalisa kwimowudi yephulo epheleleyo, belungele ukudibana nabaphi na abaphikisayo. Ukuba ixesha lakho lilungile lisenokuhambelana ngokuthe ngqo nokuba uvumelana kangakanani nabo.

IiPisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): Unxila kakhulu

Iintlanzi ezityibilikayo zezodiac ziya kufumana eyona kona ikude kakhulu kulo naliphi na iqela kwaye ikhempile phaya. Balandela ii-vibes ngendlela i-flounder isukela ngayo iplankton, kwaye ngokwemvelo itsalela ezona ncoko zinentsingiselo, amashwamshwam amnandi kunye namandla okomoya anelisayo. Iipisces luphawu lokuxiliswa (tolika oko ngokubanzi), kunye nenqanaba labo elisisiseko lovelwano kunye ne-intuition sele iyindawo ephakamileyo. Ngokusisiseko, xa benxilile, baluhlobo oluphakamileyo, nabo. Kwaye banokubutshintsha ubomi bakho ukuba uyabavumela.

UKiki O'Keeffe ngumbhali weenkwenkwezi eBrooklyn. Ungabhalisela incwadana yakhe, Andikholelwa ekuvumiseni ngeenkwenkwezi , okanye umlandele Twitter @alexkiki.

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