Kutheni uMorticia Addams luphawu lobufazi: Isimo sakhe sengqondo esisempilweni malunga neSini, uMtshato kunye nokuba nguMama

Amagama Aphezulu Ebantwaneni

Ekukhuleni kwam ngeminyaka yee-1990, akufani nokunqongophala kwabasetyhini abayimizekelo. Ukusuka kwi-orgasms ka-Samantha Jones ngokuzingca ukuya kwi-Topanga yesikolo i-Cory kwingcinga etshabalalisayo yesini ukuya ku-Buffy Summers ngokoqobo ebuya kwabafileyo ukuze asindise i-Scooby Gang, aba bafazi babeyazi ngokwenene indlela yokuzimela.

Kodwa ngoku ukuba ndimdala (kwaye ndilumkile? Ngokuqinisekileyo, masihambe kunye naloo nto), ndiye ndafumanisa ukuba ukufumana abalinganiswa ababhinqileyo abanamandla abenzeke. oomama , ke, oko kwakungekho lula. Kwakukho i-saccharine, iindidi ezimnandi (Izihlangu ezi-Goody-ezimbini zika-Annie Camden ezivela 7th Izulu ), i-clueless ngokupheleleyo (Ndiyaxolisa, uBarbara Mack, kodwa ungazi njani ukuba intombi yakho inokudubula umbane kwiminwe yakhe?)



Kodwa ngayo yomibini iHalloween kunye nonyulo oluya kufikelela elundini, ndenza ityala lokuba kutheni umatriarch weyona ntsapho ikhohlakeleyo ijikelezileyo ingumzekelo ebesiwufuna sonke-ngoko, ngoku nakwixesha elizayo. Ndithetha, ewe, malunga ne-creepy, kooky, engaqondakaliyo kwaye, ewe, ukukhaba ngokupheleleyo uMorticia Addams, odlalwa nguAnjelica Huston omangalisayo Usapho lwe-Addams kunye nokulandela kwayo, Addams Family Values.



Okokuqala, singakwazi ukuthetha malunga nokuqina komzimba wakhe? Ukhululwe ngokwesondo, unomdla kakhulu kwaye kushushu okuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo, UMorticia sisikhumbuzo esiluncedo sokuba abafazi, nabo, banezidingo kunye neminqweno. Unxibelelana ngokuphandle neqabane lakhe malunga nento ayifunayo kwaye akoyiki ukuyicela (Phezolo, ubungagungxulwa. Ubufana nedemone ephelelwe lithemba, ekhalayo. Undoyikisile. Yenza kwakhona.) ngelixa uphepha uMvundla onguJessica. i-hyper-sexualized trope. (Ngokuqinisekileyo, imbono kabani eyayibonisa loo mboniso bhanyabhanya kwiqela lamantombazana aneminyaka eli-12 ubudala?!) Ngokukodwa umda wokutyhala kwi-PG iseti, uMorticia ubonisa ukuba i-S&M inokukhuseleka, yonwabe kwaye ivumelane. Uyakhumbula xa exelela uGomez ukuba ayeke ukuzingcungcuthekisa kuba ngumsebenzi wakhe lowo? Ngoku, andazi ngawe, kodwa ndiyifumana loo ndlela intle kunayo nantoni na ekwiGumbi eliBomvu lobuKristu.

Isimo sengqondo esifanelekileyo malunga nesondo ecaleni, uMorticia noGomez banokufundisa iklasi ngemilinganiselo yosapho. Babelana ngoxanduva lokukhulisa abantwana ( njengawo omabini abonakala kumdlalo wesikolo owoyikekayo ), bahlangane njengeqela ngexesha leenkathazo (njengaxa uMalume Fester ebuyela ekhaya emva kokulahlekelwa kunxantathu waseBermuda iminyaka eyi-25) kwaye enze ixesha lezinto zabo ezinomdla (ukufa, umdaniso kunye needemon) kunye nabo bahlukeneyo ( uyazi, njengokulima kunye nomlingo omnyama).

Kodwa sisimbo sakhe sobuzali ndisifumana siqabula kakhulu: Izandla zivaliwe okwangoku. Uthando kodwa ngqo. (Xa ebuzwa ukuba abantwana benziwa njani, uLwesithathu opholileyo uyaphendula, Abazali bethu baye babelana ngesondo.) Kukwimizuzu efana nale apho ufumana khona ingqiqo yokuba uMorticia ukhulisa intombi yakhe ukuba ixhotyiswe ngokulinganayo. Uyisekazi omkhulu wentsapho uCalpurnia, uyachaza, Watshiswa njengegqwirha ngo-1706. Bathi wayedansa ehamba ze kwibala ledolophu waza wakhonza umfundisi ... kodwa ungakhathazeki. Sixelele ngoLwesithathu: ikholeji kuqala.

Ukwangaphambili kwaye unyanisekile malunga neemfuno zakhe zokhathalelo lwabantwana-uqesha umzanyana emva kokuqonda ukuba akasenalo ixesha lokufuna amandla obumnyama kwaye ajoyine i-crusade yabo yesihogo. Ngexesha apho umabonwakude kunye noomama bemuvi bekulindeleke ukuba bahlale ekhaya okanye benze konke (okanye bafe… Indlu egcwele , Ntyatyambo kwaye Ootata bam ababini ), uMorticia wayefuna umbono ocacileyo woncedo. Ngaba kuninzi ukutsho ukuba wayeyilindele ingcamango yokuzinyamekela?

Kwaye mhlawumbi yile nto yonke ifikelela kuyo: iMorticia inamacala amaninzi. U-sexy, ungumama, uzimele kwaye uyamangalisa. Kwaye ngumbulelo kobu bume ukuba zombini iifilimu ziluphumelele ngokulula uvavanyo lweBechdel. Isikhumbuzo: Uvavanyo lwe-Bechdel lufuna ukuba ubuncinci abafazi ababini bancokole ngenye into engeyiyo indoda. Ke, nokuba kukuthethwa ngokubulala, imbali yosapho, ubugqwirha okanye ukulima, ngokuqinisekileyo le iyalifanela ityala.



Kwaye ke, ngayo yomibini iHalloween kunye nonyulo oluselundini, ndiyakubongoza ukuba ujonge okwesibini kobu bubulumko, obunengqondo yobufazi phakathi kweminyaka yee-90s. Ubuncinci, uya kufunda into okanye ezimbini malunga nokuqhola izinto kwigumbi lokulala.

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