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Kuninzi umama wakho akwenzele kona kule minyaka idlulileyo. Uyazi, njengokukufundisa indlela yokufaka i-eyeliner, ukuthuthuzela emva kokwahlukana kulukhuni kunye nokubetha i-mac yakho oyithandayo kunye netshizi ngalo lonke ixesha ubuza. Hee, wade wakwazi ukuyidlala ipholile xa ufika emva kwevili okokuqala (kuhle, uhlobo). Ngokungathandabuzekiyo, ulufanele ngokupheleleyo usuku olumalunga naye, oluzeleyo ukulungiswa kweentyatyambo kwaye Iibrunch zoSuku loMama . Ngembeko yosuku lwakhe olukhethekileyo, nantsi engama-40 Iingcaphuno zoMhla woMama ezithandekayo kwiibhodi zakho malunga noomama kunye ubunina . (Kukho neeLOL zokwenyani ezivela kuTina Fey kunye noSerena Williams.) Siyakuthanda, mama.

ENXULUMENEYO: Iingcaphuno ezili-11 ezikhuthazayo eziqinisekisiweyo zokuphakamisa usuku lwakho

1. 'Mama, ndiyakuthanda, nangona ndingaze ndisamkele isicelo sakho sokuba ngumhlobo.'

2. 'Akukho mntu undixelele ukuba ndiza kubuyela ekhaya ndinxibe ama-diapers, nam.' – Chrissy Teigen

3. 'Ndoyisile izinto ezininzi ... amahlwili egazi emiphungeni yam - kabini ... utyando edolweni nasenyaweni ... ukuphumelela iGrand Slams ukuba phantsi komdlalo ... ukukhankanya nje ezimbalwa, kodwa ndifumene kodwa eyona nto inzima kukuba yeyokunyathela! -Serena Williams

4. 'Ndihlala ndisithi ukuba awubangxolisi abantwana bakho, awuchithi ixesha elaneleyo kunye nabo.' – Reese Witherspoon

5. 'Ndifuna abantwana bam babe nazo zonke izinto ebendingenakuzifikelela. Emva koko ndifuna ukuhlala nabo.' – uPhyllis Diller

6. 'Enkosi ngokungabaxeleli oodade bam ukuba ndingoyena uthandwayo.'

7. 'USuku loMama olonwabileyo, Mama! (Kwaye ngelixa ndinani, ndicela uxolo ngokukhawuleza kwiminyaka eyi-13-21.)'

8. 'Umama ngumntu onokusoloko umfowunela ukuze ubone ukuba inkukhu ihlala ixesha elingakanani efrijini.'

9. 'Mama othandekayo, enkosi ngokugcina zonke izinto ezimbi endazenzayo kuTata.'

10. Ukuba ngumama kundenze ndadinwa kakhulu kwaye ndonwabile. – uTina Fey

11 'Ukuthula yigolide. Ngaphandle kokuba unabo abantwana. Ngoko ukuthula kuyakrokrisa.'

12. Ukuba ngumzali kunzima. – Adele

13. 'Umama. Kufuna umonde, uburharha kunye neetoweleta ezininzi ezimanzi.'

14. 'Kuya kuba kuhle ukuba abantwana bam banokwenza into endiyifunayo ngokwenene. njengentsuba yewayini ephuma kwimakaroni.'

15. Wandifundisa ukuba ukoyika akuyonto ikhethekileyo. -Diane Von Furstenberg, kumama wakhe

16. 'Mama: Ndiyakuthanda kunye neevoicemail zakho ezinde kakhulu.'

17. 'Yonke imihla ndivuka ndize ndicinge: Kwenzeka njani eMhlabeni ukuba ndifane nomama?'

18. 'Ngamanye amaxesha ndivula umlomo wam aze umama aphume.'

19. 'Eyona nxalenye ibiza kakhulu yokuba nabantwana yiyo yonke iwayini ekufuneka uyisele.'

20. Akukho lula ukuba ngumama. Ukuba bekulula, ootata bebeya kuyenza loo nto. - Shwi noMtekhala

21. 'Ndifunde ukusebenzisa ukucamngca kunye nokuphumla ukuze ndihlangabezane noxinzelelo. Ndiyadlala, ndikwiglasi yam yesithathu yewayini.'

22. 'Ukuba ngumama: Ukubondla beselusana ukuya kutsho kumashumi amabini eminyaka.'

23. 'Ukuba ekuqaleni akuphumeleli, zama ukwenza ngendlela umama wakho akuxelele ukuba ukwenze kwasekuqaleni.'

24. 'Umama: Uxhaswe luthando. Uxhaswe yiwayini.'

25. Uninzi lwesidlo sam senziwe kukutya abangazange bakugqibe abantwana bam.' -UCarrie Underwood

26. Zonke ezo clichés, ezo zinto uzivayo malunga nokuba nosana kunye nomama-zonke ziyinyaniso. Yaye zonke zezona zinto zintle unokuze ube nazo.' — uPenelope Cruz

27. Uyazi ukuba xa sele unabantwana ungaze uphinde uchame wedwa? Ubuncinci omnye wabo uhlala elapho nawe ngalo lonke ixesha. - UJennifer Garner

28. Kukho into enika amandla ngokwenene ngokuya, ‘Sihogo, ndingayenza le nto! Ndingakwenza konke oku!’ Yinto entle kakhulu leyo ngoomama, onokuyenza ngenxa yokuba ufanele, yaye uyayenza nje. -Kate Winslet

29. Inxalenye yam endiyithandayo malunga nokuba ngumama, ndithetha ukuba i-corny, kodwa kungakhathaliseki ukuba ukhathele kangakanani, kuluvuyo olupheleleyo. Noba kwenzekani. - Khloé Kardashian

30. Ukuba bendingekho emsebenzini, bendifuna nje ukuhlala ekhaya ndize ndibe netheko nomfana wam omncinane—kwaye ‘ngepati’ ndithetha, ngokuqinisekileyo, imijikelo engapheliyo ye-'Itsy Bitsy Spider. -Olivia Wilde

31. Njengabo bonke abazali, mna nomyeni wam senza konke okusemandleni ethu, kwaye sibambe umoya wethu, kwaye sinethemba lokuba sibekele bucala imali eyaneleyo yokuhlawulela unyango lwabantwana bethu. — UMichelle Pfeiffer

32. Kutheni abantwana bengaqondi ukuba ukulala kwabo asikokwabo kodwa kungenxa yethu? - Alyson Hannigan

33. Ukuba ngumama kum kuthetha ukuba ukwamkele ukuba kule minyaka ili-16 izayo yobomi bakho, uya kuba nesipaji esincangathi. - Nia Vardalos

34. ‘‘Andicingi njalo mama!’ watsho umntwana wam emva kokuba, ‘Ungakhe uchole ipapa oyiphose yonke indawo?’’ — Anna Faris

35 Ngokuqhelekileyo uloyiso lwemini yam, uyazi, wonke umntu uyenza embizeni. —UJulia Roberts

36 Umama wayenenkathazo enkulu kunye nam, kodwa ndicinga ukuba wayeyonwabela loo nto. - UMark Twain

37. Ukuba ngokwenene indaleko iyasebenza, kwenzeka njani ukuba ooMama babe nezandla ezibini kuphela? - Milton Berle

38. Imenyu kamama yayineendlela ezimbini zokukhetha: Yithathe okanye uyishiye. - Buddy Hackett

39. Xa umama wakho ekubuza, ‘Ngaba uyalifuna icebiso?’ yinto nje eqhelekileyo. Ayinamsebenzi nokuba uphendule ewe okanye hayi. Uya kuyifumana kunjalo. — Erma Bombeck

40. Akhange ndiyigqume ncam intloko yam ukuba kuzobakho umntu ekupheleni kwayo. Ndafunda into engapheliyo ngokukhulelwa nokuba manditye ntoni kwaye ndingatyi ntoni. Ndaye ndalungisa andalungiselelanga tu for umntana wokwenyani. — Ellie Kemper

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