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Ukuvumisa ngeenkwenkwezi ayisiwo umlingo, kodwa ngamanye amaxesha kuvakala ngathi i-zodiac inesango leekona ezikude zeengqondo zakho. Ke sizame ukuqikelela ezona mfihlo zakho zinzulu, zimnyama, ezona zibalulekileyo zisekwe kuphawu lwakho. Kodwa ungakhathazeki: asiyi kuxelela nabani na.

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U-Aries: Uphule i-heirloom yosapho olungenakulinganiswa ngexesha lokucaphuka

Ubuchwephesha ungumntu omdala, kodwa ungumntwana wezodiac xa kufikwa ekubonakaliseni umsindo wakho. Kwaye ngoku laa mhombiso womthi omhle wendlovu enxibe ibhulukhwe eyenziwe ngeekristale ze-Swarovski iya kulahleka kwinzala ngonaphakade. Eyona nto imbi kakhulu: Awukhumbuli nokuba kutheni wawuphambene kwasekuqaleni.

Taurus: Uboleke umhlobo wakho's cashmere cardigan kwaye akukho izicwangciso ukuyibuyisela

Xa umhlobo wakho ekuboleka isigqubuthelo sakhe esithambileyo, esitofotofo, esinokuba xabisa amakhulu eedola, ngoko nangoko wazicingela, Ewe, akafumani mva… iyayixabisa imali oyithengele yona simahla .

Gemini: wena'Zange ndigcine imfihlo ebomini bakho

Ukuhlala ekuhlebeni de ufe yinkcazo yakho yesihogo. Ngapha koko, ukuba imfihlelo ayiweli ezindlebeni zomnye umntu, ngaba ngokwenene iyimfihlelo kwaphela? Ngengqiqo yakho, yeyakho umsebenzi ukufowunela imfihlelo ukuze uyigcine iphila. Mhlawumbi ugcina i-Rolodex yengqondo ehlukeneyo ye-Virgos kunye ne-Scorpios kwi-retainer ukuze ufumane kwaye iqulethe yonke i-tea-spilling umonakalo owenziweyo, kwangaxeshanye uwanika ukungcola okukhulu kuwe, kunjalo. Kodwa isaci sakho sisahleli: Le milebe yenzelwe ukuthetha.

Umhlaza: Ufumene umhlobo wakho's ex wagxothwayo

Usenokuba unyanzelise-phakathi kwe-sobs-ukuba yena nesoka lakhe bohlukane bobabini, kodwa nje ukuba ubone iinyembezi ziqengqeleka ezidleleni zakhe, ubusele usendleleni yokufowunela umphathi wakhe nge-litany yezikhalazo zabaxumi usebenzisa ifowuni etshisayo. kwenzeke nje ukuba ube luncedo ngamaxesha onke. Hee, yonke into ilungile eluthandweni kwayeimfazweukuba ngumhlobo olungileyo.

Leo: Uyonwabele I attention e negative

Ulunge kakhulu ekubeni yinkwenkwezi yobomi bakho kangangokuba uya kwamkela ingqwalasela engalunganga. Ngokuqinisekileyo, unokukhetha ukuthandwa kunokuba uthiye, kodwa ukuba ukhetho luyinyani yeenkwenkwezi okanye irhoxisiwe , ke, asikho apha ukuze senze abahlobo kwakhona, akunjalo? Kwaye ukuba wonke umntu uthatha isigqibo sokubamba ungenelelo ngokuziphatha kwakho okubi? Kubuhlungu, kodwa ubuncinci uziva ubonwa, kwaye uyakubonisa nakuphi na ukukhanya.

Virgo: Ube itshungama kanye usengumntwana, kwaye'Ngumxholo weseshoni yakho yonyango nganye

Virgos, uluhlobo oluzicingelayo, yinyani. Ke loo mpazamo incinci uyenzileyo usengumntwana isazisa yonke into yakho yangoku yegoodyism, eyeyakho yobuqu, intlawulelo yanaphakade. Ukuba ubukholelwa kuxolelo ngamandla njengoko usenza isohlwayo. Zama nje ukukhumbula: Yayiyintsika.

Libra: Uyamcaphukela umhlobo wakho osenyongweni

Uyile i-frenemies, Libra, kuba kwenye indawo ekufuneni kwakho ukuthandwa ngabantu bonke, ufumene abantu abambalwa ongenakukwazi ukubamela. Endaweni yokwamkela nje ukuba ayinguye wonke umntu ongowenu, uye wabagcina kuba usafuna ukuba bakuthande. Ke, ngoku ningama-besties, nangona niye nixhwithana kwaye ninyanzelise ukubizana kamnandi ukuze nigqume umsindo ophantsi. Kodwa sonke siyayiva, ndithembe, sithandwa sam.

I-Scorpio: Wena kwi-intanethi STALK KAHLE, UYINQABA iliso labucala

Qhubeka ukwamkela abamelwane abatsha ngobumba be-Jell-O kwaye ubuze izinto ezimnandi zakho. Kodwa masinyaniseke: Sele uyazi yonke into emfutshane kwiinombolo zabo zokhuseleko loluntu. Ungene nzulu kunyawo lwabo lwedijithali. Ngapha koko, kusenokwenzeka ukuba sele unobungqina bomntu wesithathu kunye nobungqina obahlukeneyo obungabuqondi nokuba bukhona. Kwaye awukwazi ukuthetha nantoni na. Nawe awufuni. Yiloo nto eyenza ubuso bakho be-poker bube buhle, kwaye yiyo loo nto ungaze ubanjwe.

Sagittarius: wena're hayi 100 ekhulwini ezizimeleyo ngokwasezimalini

Rhoqo kunokuba kunjalo, nina maSagittarians nibubhalisa ubomi benu basendle, obungakhathaliyo, obungenamdla ngokungena rhoqo ngemali evela kubazali bakho okanye amaqabane okanye abahlobo okanye iGoFundMe okanye into onayo-onayo. Ngokuqinisekileyo, abanye benu benza ibhanki-uhlakaniphile kwaye unomdla, emva koko-kodwa ukuhlala okukhulu kunokuthetha ukuhlala umvuzo omkhulu kwi-paycheck enkulu. Into entle ukuba ungolona phawu lunethamsanqa, ke luhlala lusebenza.

I-Capricorn: Unyuse i-GPA yakho kwi-resume yakho

NjengoCapricorn, waziwa ngentembeko yakho yobuchwephesha, kwaye eyona nto imbi kakhulu kukuziva ngathi ubuqhophololo. Uhlala uziphatha ngeenqobo ezisesikweni eziphezulu, ke ixesha elinye xa uthathe indlela emfutshane liza kukukhathaza. Mhlawumbi uneqela le-PR elinzima elikwimo yokulinda. Kodwa masinyaniseke, wazi ngcono kunaye nabani na, iCap, i-3.99 ayikho 4.00.

Aquarius: wena're kwirekhodi kunye noluvo ungasenayo

Udlula kwizigaba ezininzi, i-Aquarius (ibrashi ejikelezayo, i-libertarianism, i-Hanson, njl.), kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ezona mbono zihlazo ziphela zincamathela. Asikuko ukuba unekratshi kakhulu ukuba uhlaziye umbono wakho wehlabathi; yeyokuba uyakucaphukela ukubanjiswa likamva lakho. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, izinto zakho ezimbini ozithandayo zikamva kwaye zilungile. Ke masigcine iminwe yethu idibene ukuba isicatshulwa sakho kwiphephandaba labafundi sigcinwe kakuhle.

Pisces: Uyakholelwa ubuxoki bakho

Xa wawunesiqingatha seyure emva kwexesha lesidlo sangokuhlwa ngenxa yokuba wabanjwa uthetha nomntu ongamaziyo one tattoo yenja egqwesileyo, wawubeka ityala kwitrafikhi. Kodwa ngaloo mzuzu, wayikholelwa. Ngelo xesha, kuwe, kwakuyinyani ukuba itrafikhi yayimbi. Ukuba nabani na unamandla okutshintsha inyani, yiPisces, kodwa akukho mntu uyenzayo, ngoko kungcono ugcine eli gunya liphezulu lisondele kwisifuba. Kwaye ngokwenene-nceda ungazixeleli ukuba unamandla amakhulu, kuba uya kukholelwa ngokwenene.

UKiki O'Keeffe ngumbhali weenkwenkwezi eBrooklyn. Ungabhalisela incwadana yakhe, Andikholelwa ekuvumiseni ngeenkwenkwezi , okanye umlandele Twitter @alexkiki.

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