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Emva kokukhululwa koMntu weNsimbi, sinokubona ukukhwabanisa kukaSuperman. Baninzi abalinganiswa abaphambili abanjengoBatman, uSpiderman njl. Nangona kunjalo, uSuperman uhlala ethanda ukusichukumisa kakhulu. Kwaye amahlaya ahlekisayo kunye nenyani malunga neSuperman inomdla ngokwenene. Nokuba umntu akayazi ngoSuperman, amahlaya ngeli qhawe liviwa kwaye ahlekwe.

Ihlaya eliqhelekileyo ngoSuperman malunga nesinxibo sakhe, ngakumbi iimpahla zangaphantsi. Ukuba ujonga imifanekiso kaSuperman, uyabona ukuba unxibe iimpahla zakhe zangaphantsi ngaphandle. Oku kuye kwaba yinto ehlekisayo kubantu abaninzi kubandakanya abantwana. Ukuba ungumlandeli weSuperman, ke nazi iziqhulo ezimbalwa kuye ezinokukwenza ube yi-ROFL!

Amahlaya ahlekisayo ngoSuperman:

Uqhulo 1: Xela indoda enxibe impahla yangaphantsi ngaphandle kwebhulukhwe yayo? Ayikho enye ngaphandle kweSuperman.

Uqhulo 2: Ngubani onxibe i-undie ebomvu? Superman.

Uqhulo 3: Kutheni uSuperman ebhabha? Ngenxa yokuba wayedikwa ke waqala ukubhabha esibhakabhakeni.

Uqhulo 4: USuperman kunye noChuck Norris bake babheja kumdlalo wokubambana ngengalo. Ilahleko kuye kwafuneka inxibe impahla yakhe yangaphantsi ngaphandle kweempahla zayo.

Uqhulo 5: Kutheni uSuperman enxibe impahla efanelekileyo? Kuba unxibe ubungakanani S!

Uqhulo 6: Kutheni uSuperman enxiba ii-undies zakhe ngaphandle? Ngenxa yokuba uhlala ekhawuleza kangangokuba ulibale ukunxiba ii-undies kuqala.

Uqhulo 7: Ubuphi obona buthathaka buphezulu kuSuperman? Ihashe iBucking.

Uqhulo 8: Yeyiphi eyona Superhero isebenzisa uthutho? Isandla sakhe eside sanele ukumenza abhabhe simahla kwiindleko.

Uqhulo 9: Wathini uSuperman xa wayetshate abafazi ababini ngosuku olunye. 'Yinto enkulu kakhulu!'

Uqhulo 10: Yintoni onokuyifumana kwindawo yokuhlambela kaSuperman? Isitya esikhulu.

Uqhulo 11: Ufumana ntoni xa uwela indoda yensimbi ngomhluzi oshushu wemifuno? Isuperman!

Uqhulo 12: Yintoni ebomvu neblue kwaye iya kwisigidi ngeyure? Superman kwi-blender.

Ezi zihlaya ezimbalwa malunga noSuperman. Ukuba akakwazi ukuzihlekisa, sinako! Ngaba uyazi ezinye iziqhulo malunga nesigebenga?

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