Ndizibukele zonke iziqendu ‘zeOfisi’ ngaphezu kwamaxesha angama-20. Ekugqibeleni Ndabuza Kwingcali ‘Ngoba?!’

Amagama Aphezulu Ebantwaneni

Ndingena endlini yam emva kosuku olude emsebenzini kwaye ndikulungele khulula . Mhlawumbi ndizigalela isiqingatha seglasi ye-sauvignon blanc (ngokucacileyo into eyayithengiswa kwi-Trader Joe's). Mhlawumbi ndizenzela ipleyiti yesnack emnandi yetshokholeyithi egqunywe iipretzels kunye neCheez-Its (okanye ngakumbi iminqathe yosana ibangela, uyazi, iicalories okanye nantoni na). Ndikhaba iinyawo zam kwitafile yam yekofu, ndibambe iremote kwaye ngoko nangoko, ngaphandle kokucinga konke, nditsale iNetflix. Ndibukele ntoni? Olona chungechunge lulutsha luvela kuRyan Murphy? Lo mboniso bhanyabhanya ubhuzzed malunga noMeryl Streep apho adlala khona iinkwenkwezi ngokuchasene nalaa mfo usuka kuloo nto (uyayazi le)? Hayi. Kukho inketho enye kunye nenketho enye kuphela: ndiyanxiba IOfisi .

Ngokuqinisekileyo, kuvakala njengokhetho olungenabungozi ngokwaneleyo. Kodwa, uyabona, ndinengxaki. Ndikhetha ukubeka iziqendu ezindala ze IOfisi yonke imihla yobomi bam. Kwaye ndineminyaka. Enyanisweni, ndibukele lonke uluhlu lwe IOfisi ngaphezulu kwamaxesha angama-20 kuyo yonke indawo (ewe, zonke Thoba amaxesha onyaka). Oko kuthetha ukuba ndiwuvile isiqhulo Yiloo nto ayithethileyo izihlandlo ezingaphezu kwe-1,000. Njengoko kunzima ukuvuma (Kulungile, ngokwenene akunzima kangako, kodwa nantoni na), ndixakeke ngokubukela umboniso ... kwaye kufuneka ndiyazi ukuba kutheni.



Ngokucacileyo ubonile IOfisi kwaye uyazi ukuba yintoni na. Kodwa nje ukuba ubukele kanye kuphela kwaye kungekhona amaxesha angama-20, ndivumele ukuba ndiqhube imemori yakho: UMichael Scott uqhuba isebe leScranton lenkampani yephepha, iDunder Mifflin (iinkcazo ezikhubekisayo zilandela); UPam noJim badlala ngothando isizini ezimbini ngoko ekugqibeleni indibano; UDwight ufaka ikati ka-Angela kwisikhenkcisi; sichitha amaxesha amabini okugqibela ukuya kwamathathu sizama (ngokungaphumeleliyo) ukwenza umlingo kaSteve Carrell naye wonke umntu ukusuka kuWill Ferrell ukuya kuJames Spader.



Kodwa nokuba uyavumelana nam okanye awuvumelani nam IOfisi ukumangalisa, andindedwanga ekufumaneni ukuba kulula ukuzintyintya. IChicago Tribune ingxelo ukuba IOfisi yi i umboniso ojongwe kakhulu kwiNetflix. Nangona yaqala umva kwi-NBC ngo-2005 kwaye ibingekho emoyeni ukusukela ngo-2013, ababukeli abafana nam bayenzile #1 kwi-'Flix.

Ngomnye umxholo, I-Tribune ubhala, uNielsen wajonga amanani kwisithuba seenyanga ezili-12 kwaye wafumanisa ukuba lo mboniso ubalelwa kwimizuzu eyi-45.8 yebhiliyoni ebukeleyo xa kuthelekiswa ne-buzzy Netflix yokuqala. Izinto ezingaziwayo , eyangena kwi-27.6 yezigidigidi zemizuzu.

Nangona kunjalo, oku kuphakamisa umbuzo omkhulu: ngoba?! Ngemiboniso emininzi emitsha kunye namaqonga okusasaza avela nyanga nganye, kutheni mna, kunye nezigidi zabanye, siqhubeka sibuyela eDunder Mifflin?



Ngokucacileyo, njengomntu ongekakwazi nokuvula IOrenji nguMnyama oMtsha , Andikho kwimeko yokuzixilonga. Ndiye ndajika ndaya kubachwephesha. Apha, izizathu ezintandathu ukucacisa yam Iofisi ukuphelelwa ngamandla, ngokutsho kweengcali zengqondo eziqeqeshiweyo.

iKrisimesi yeofisi nbc/ Getty Imifanekiso

1. Intuthuzelo kunye nokuzinza

Sonke sinawo loo maxesha apho sifuna nje ukwanga kamnandi oshushu ekupheleni kosuku. I-hug yam yenzeka ukuba ize ngendlela yomdlalo ohlekisayo wasemsebenzini.

Ngokutsho kwengqondo yeklinikhi UGqr. Tricia Wolanin , Xa siphinda sibukela iinkqubo zikamabonwakude esiziqhelileyo, siyayazi into emasiyilindele kubo. Siyazi iimvakalelo eziya kuvakala kwakhona: ukuhleka, ukwesaba, uvuyo, ukucinga. Ukuba luthotho, kuba ngathi siye sahlala naba balinganiswa kwaye bayinxalenye yesangqa somhlobo wethu. Kukho uluvo lokuqhelana kunye nonxibelelwano, oluthuthuzelayo kuthi ukubukela kwiscreen. Siyazintywilisela kwihlabathi labo, kwaye kunokubakho uzinzo esinokulufumana apho ngelixa ilizwe lethu linokuba nesiphithiphithi. Imiboniso ithembekile. Uze uzibuze ukuba kutheni umntwana oselula enokubukela Ukufumana uDory kwakhona kwaye kwakhona kwaye kwakhona kwaye kwakhona? Ewe, ngumgaqo ofanayo.

2. I-Nostalgia

UGqr. Wolanin ukwabhala athi, Abalinganiswa banqanyulwa ngexesha, [kwaye] ukubukela le miboniso kusenokusikhumbuza ngexesha ebomini bethu esilikhumbulayo. Babhekisela kwizinto kwinkcubeko ye-pop enokuthi ingabikho namhlanje. Ngamanye amaxesha sifuna ukuthuthuzelwa ngento esiyaziyo ngokuchasene nokuzama ukudibanisa okanye ukufumana ilizwe elitsha labalinganiswa ebomini bethu.



Njengomntu ozibiza ngokuba ngu-crotchety-old-man-in-training, ndifumana oku. Ngaphezulu kwesihlandlo esinye, ndiye ndazibamba ndisithi, Abazenzi iinkqubo zikamabonwakude njengoko bebesenza ngaphambili. Kwakhona, ukubukela iqela lemigulukudu lizama ukucacisa Glee ukuya kuPhyllis okanye ukubona uKelly noErin bejikeleza iofisi ngenene kundibuyisela kwixesha elingcono, elilula.

3. Ukukhetha Kunzima

Ngokuqinisekileyo, kukho itoni yomxholo apho. Kodwa oko kunokuba nzima kakhulu.

Ngokophononongo lwakutsha nje oluvela Ngokunjalo neTV , isiqingatha sabasebenzisi bokusasaza bathi bachitha ixesha elininzi bezama ukufumana izinto ezintsha zokubukela kwaye elo nani landa ngokukhawuleza kubantu abaneenkonzo ezininzi: i-39% kubantu abanenkonzo yokusasaza i-1, i-49% kubantu abane-2-4, kunye ne-68% kwabo bana 5 okanye ngaphezulu.

Ngokuqinisekileyo ndiyakwazi ukuhambelana nalo mzabalazo. Ukulandelelana okanye Isithsaba ? Ndiyichane ngqo okanye IBritane Enkulu Ibhaka? IOfisi? Akukho ukucinga okufunekayo!

uMichael Scott Holly iflakisi nbc/ Getty Imifanekiso

4. Uluvo loSapho kunye noLuntu

Ingcali yengqondo yeklinikhi UGqr. Carla Marie Manly Uqinisekisa ukuba ukulandela kunye noosaziwayo abadumileyo uDwight kunye noJim banokundinceda ndizive ndomelele eluntwini.

Uyabhala, Ezinye ii-sitcoms, eneneni, zidala imvakalelo yosapho kunye noluntu enokwenza umbukeli azive eviwe, eqinisekisiwe, kwaye eqondwa.

Oku kuyinyani ngakumbi nge IOfisi . Ngapha koko, uMichael ubiza le mvakalelo yosapho kwisizini yokuqala yokuqala: 'Eyona nto ingcwele endiyenzayo kukukhathalela nokubonelela abasebenzi bam, usapho lwam. Ndibanika imali. Ndibanika ukutya. Hayi ngokuthe ngqo, kodwa ngemali. Ndiyabaphilisa.' Ngaba ndingamfuna uDwight njengomzalwana? Akunjalo. Kodwa kunzima kum ukuba ndibukele umboniso emva kwayo yonke le minyaka kwaye ndingaziva kwaloo mvakalelo yokuzalana.

5. Yahlukile Xesha ngalinye

Ewe kunjalo, nabani na ongenguye umlindi uya kufuna ukwazi, ungafumani ndidikiwe ukubukela kwakhona uthotho olufanayo? Ndingathi hayi, kodwa kubonakala ukuba kukho isizathu.

Ngendlela elula, ixesha ngalinye umboniso ujongwa ngendlela eyahlukileyo. Umbukeli ubona izinto ngasemva ebeziphosiwe okanye uve imigca ebengaqondwa ncam. Ngamanye amaxesha isantya somboniso sikhawuleza kangangokuba izinto ziyaphoswa, utsho UGqr. Steven M. Sultaoff , isazi ngengqondo yeklinikhi.

Ngokomzekelo, mhlawumbi akuzange kube ngumbono wam wesine okanye wesihlanu apho ndaqonda ukuba uNick i-IT Guy wayekhe wavela kumboniso kwindawo kunye noPam kumboniso wemisebenzi yesikolo. Kwaye ngubani owaziyo xa ekugqibeleni ndaqaphela ukuba isisombululo sikaStanley kwibhodi yesisombululo seofisi yaba ngumyeni ongcono kunye nesoka ?! Maninzi amatye anqabileyo afihliweyo kunye namaleko ekusenokwenzeka ukuba ndisezakuthatha kuwo.

6. Owu, kwaye kuvakala kukuhle

Ke kutheni ndinomlutha onje wokubukela uJan noMichael behamba ngokupheleleyo Ngubani owoyika uVirginia Woolf? ngexesha isiqephu endizithandayo, ebizwa Dinner Party?

Isazi ngengqondo uGqr Jeff Nalin, umsunguli kunye nomlawuli olawulayo kwi IZiko loNyango lweParadigm Malibu , ithi, Imisebenzi eyonwabisayo, njengokubukela kakhulu, ibangela ukukhululwa kwe-dopamine, i-hormone yethu yokuziva ulungile. Xa ezi mpawu zolonwabo zivuliwe, akufane kwenzeke ukuba sizincame kwaye siyeke oko sikwenzayo. Ngapha koko, indalo ekhobokisayo yokubukela kakhulu ifaniswa neziyobisi, kwaye ngenxa yoko, sizifumana sihlala sifuna i-dopamine rush esenza sizive sonwabile.

Kwaye, ukuba ndinokunyusa imo yam nabanye Iofisi dopamine kwaye utsibe olo hambo lokuya kwiPlanethi Fitness ye-endorphins yokuzilolonga, ndibhalise!

inqanaba leofisi ezinzulwini zobusuku nb/ Getty Imifanekiso

Khona indishiyaphi yonke lento? Ewe, ngokuqinisekileyo ndiceba ukuqhubeka nokubukela lo mboniso (nokuba unjalo utshintshe ukusuka kwiNetflix kwinkonzo entsha yokusasaza ye-Peacock ye-NBC). Kodwa ngakumbi kwinqanaba, kubonakala ngathi ndifundile ukuba ukubukela ukuphindaphinda kwe IOfisi yindlela yam yokuzikhathalela. Abanye abantu badinga ibhafu ye-bubble kunye no-Kenny G. Ndidinga u-Oscar ngokufihlakeleyo ukuba abe nobudlelwane kunye nomyeni ka-Angela kunye noMichael bebeka ii-sprinklers ngexesha lesiphakamiso sakhe esizaliswe ngamakhandlela kuHolly. Okukwintsusa: IOfisi iyeyonyango. Iqhelekile. Kwaye ayikhe ivakale nzima. Koko akutshilo.

ENXULUMENEYO: Umtshato kaJim noPam ‘kwiOfisi’ bekufanele ukuba ubenesiphelo esahluke ngokupheleleyo.

I-Horoscope Yakho Yangomso