Ividiyo yokupheka abantu abadumileyo: Ekuqaleni andizange ndibandakanyeke-kutheni kufuneka ndibukele uKylie Jenner esenza i-shrimp tacos ekhitshini lika-billionaire? Kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo, ndiyamthanda uChrissy Teigen, kodwa yena iividiyo zokupheka waba ubotshelelwa ngokungenakuhluzwa kwinto awayeyithengisa...eyayikhupha ulonwabo kuyo. Kodwa ngokucothayo, ndaqalisa ukuntywila uzwane lwam kudidi olwahlukileyo lwevidiyo ephekayo yabantu abadumileyo, uhlobo apho sisaziyo esimaziyo kwaye siyakuthanda ukupheka ekhitshini labo ... kuba kubonakala ngathi akukho sizathu kwaphela.
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Yaqala kuqala ngeJessica Seinfeld's iividiyo ezihlelwe ngendlela engaqhelekanga , enokuchazwa kuphela njengomfanekiso ohlekisayo we-ASMR- kunye nesandi-scape, kwaye emva koko ikhephu Iividiyo zokupheka ezingaqhelekanga zikaJennifer Garner ekhoyo phantse ukubonisa nje ukuba uvuka kwangethuba kangakanani na. Ndiyathetha, ngokuqinisekileyo, bonke mhlawumbi bathengisa incwadi okanye benza i-empire yokuphila ezantsi emgceni, kodwa ndiyathanda ukuba ezi zinto zibonakala zineziteki zero kwaye akukho xabiso lemveliso ngaphaya komncedisi onomdla.
Ngaba ndibukele ezi vidiyo kwiiresiphi? Hayi. Ndijonge ukujonga ngaphakathi kubomi be-A-listers. Loluphi uhlobo lwebhotolo yamandongomane abalusebenzisayo? Ingaba ulusu lwabo olungena-makeup lukhangeleka njani ngo-5 a.m.? Zingaphi iikati abanazo? Bazigcina njani iifriji zabo? Ngaba leyo yi-,000 yesitovu endiyibonayo? Bakhalela njani abantwana babo kwelinye igumbi? Iividiyo zokupheka ezidumileyo zizo zonke zontathu izinto endizithandayo ndinetyala ezidityanisiweyo: iimagi zokuhleba, umxholo wokutya kunye ne-real estate porn.
Oko kundizisa kuNatalie Portman. UNatalie INGQWEZI YEBHAYIBHILI enenkunzi enguM. Sazi kakhulu ngaye—unesiphiwo, iVegan, mhle, isabhokhwe esikrelekrele, unomdla—kwaye akazi ncam. Unjingalwazi wefilosofi kwikholeji wachaza uNatalie Portman njengendawo efanelekileyo yaseKantian yobuhle. Andazi nyani ukuba ithetha ukuthini loo nto, kodwa njengokuthi, uqala njani ukuya kuloo nto? Ngezi zizathu, ndothuswa kukubona ukuba uNatalie waqalisa ukukhupha iividiyo zakhe zokupheka zikasaziwayo. Ukuthathela ingqalelo inkwenkwezi ijoyine i-Instagram kuphela ngoJanuwari ka-2018 kwaye ubukhulu becala ukuxhasa izizathu ezifanelekileyo akholelwa kuzo, kwakumangalisa ukubona uNatalie, uthixokazi ondanda ngokoqobo ngaphezu komhlaba esihamba kuwo, ehla ekhaya ekhitshini lakhe esenza iilatkes. . Ifakwe phakathi kweefoto ezikhwaza imboni yolonwabo nge #TimesUp, ukwahlukana kosapho, ukutya okusekwe kwizityalo kunye nezinye zezinto zakhe zokuthengisa, ezi vidiyo zibonakala zingekho ndawo. Kodwa andizange ndiqonde ngokupheleleyo ukuba kutheni ... kwaye ngokukhawuleza ndaqonda: ikhitshi.
Kwiminyaka eyinkulungwane yepinki, abazali bezityalo kunye nembono evulekileyo yonke into, le khitshi iyamangalisa. Amaplanga amnyama agubungela isithuba ukusuka emgangathweni ukuya kwisilingi—kwanefriji ineplanga. Ngaba i-effervescent, u-Natalie Portman odlamkileyo upheka ngenene ekhitshini elinokuba lele-Titanic yoqobo?
Kodwa kukho okungakumbi okuqhubekayo ngaphaya kobuhle, akunjalo? Apha, inzame yam yokuyichitha.
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Kulungile ewe, ndiza kuluma: Ithini na loo bhodi yebhodi? Iphakame kakhulu kubantwana bakhe abancinci ukuba bangazoba kuyo, kwaye ndicinga ukuba unomntu wokumxelela zonke izikhumbuzo ezibalulekileyo azidingayo, ke ngaloo ndlela, ibhodi yebhodi enkulu kunye nephezulu ivakala ngathi yi-flexible enkulu. kubo bonke abo bantu balapha phandle abaneebhodi zombutho ezincinci kakhulu kwaye akukho bancedisi ukubaxelela ukuba benze nantoni na.
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Ngebhola ekhangayo yokukhanya enguNatalie Portman, kulula ukuphosa inzonzobila eyothusayo kwicala lasekhohlo lomjongi lesakhelo. Ndingazibuza ukuba ingaba yintoni na engaphaya kwalo mgubasi wocango ukuba ibingacacelwanga kangako ukuba ixesha lasemajukujukwini liginywa kumngxuma omnyama othe wavela kwindawo ekunokuba ligumbi lokuhlala likaNatalie.
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Sesiphi eso sixhobo esakhiwe ngeethayile zepistachio? Olunye uqikelelo oluvela eofisini lubandakanya: i-ATM, umenzi womkhenkce, indawo yeefoto? Kwaye ngaba oku kuthetha ukuba kukho iithayile ezininzi zepistachio ezisetyenziswa kwelinye icala lekhamera? Nokuba besisazi ukuba yintoni le nto, iphakamisa imibuzo emininzi kuneempendulo.
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UNatalie uthumele iresiphi yakhe yokuqala esekwe kwizityalo ngoSeptemba 15, 2019 ifoto kunye neresiphi kwisihloko. Ibhodi yebhodi yayinomfanekiso wamadada kuyo. NgoNovemba 26, 2019, yena uthumele i-GIF ukwenza iipastries zoMbulelo ezisekelwe kwisityalo. Ibhodi yebhodi yayigqunywe ngeeflaya kunye nezimemo.
Nge-21 kaDisemba 2019, nangona kunjalo, uNatalie uyayiphakamisa. Uyaposela ividiyo yakhe yokuqala yokupheka ehleliweyo apho enzela iHanukkah iilatkes. Unxibe ijezi enemibala enemikhono eluhlaza. Ibhodi yebhodi inomzobo wenja, iqela lee-doodles ezininzi, ikhalenda kaDisemba, umazibuthe obomvu kunye nokunye.
Iividiyo zokupheka azifaka kuzo NgoJanuwari 5, 2020 (i-turtleneck emdaka / iipancakes ezimdaka), NgoJanuwari 29 (ibhulakufesi elimnyama phezulu/isidlo sakusasa sakwaSirayeli sakwaSirayeli), NgoFebruwari 26 (I-LADP T-shirt/icauliflower egcadiweyo) zonke zinebhodi yebhodi EFANELE KANJANI-umzobo wenja, iqela lee-doodles ezinqabileyo, ikhalenda kaDisemba, imagnethi ebomvu. Ndiyathetha, ikhalenda kaDisemba enzulu ngoFebruwari? Andimazi uNatalie, kodwa uNatalie ebendimcingela entlokweni yam soze!
Oku kunokuthetha kuphela ukuba uNatalie wazidubula ngaxeshanye. Ezi vidiyo aziyiyo 'heyi, ndenzela oku isidlo sangokuhlwa, masirekhode,' into. Bayinxalenye yesicwangciso sakhe sokunxibelelana ngokutya okusekwe kwizityalo, kwaye ngelixa kungekho nto iphosakeleyo kuloo nto, ndixolile kuba ngokujonga ngokugqithisileyo, ekugqibeleni ndibeke umnwe wam kwinto eyenza ezi vidiyo zingabikho ndawo. mna. Ngokungafani noJennifer Garner okanye uJessica Seinfeld, uNatalie akazami ukusenza sithandeke ngokupheleleyo 'Ndingumgidi wodumo, kodwa jonga indlela endiyiyo kooky kwaye ndiqhelekile!' Uhlakaniphile, ulungile kwikhamera (obvi) kwaye uyabazi abantu ababukele oluhlobo lwento, ngoko ukuba inokunceda ukuhambisa inaliti ekwenzeni abantu bayeke ukutya izilwanyana, kutheni?
Nangona ingayichazi ikhitshi, inika ukukhanya okuncinci kwimfihlakalo yayo yonke into-mhlawumbi ayilokhitshi likaNatalie kwaphela. Mhlawumbi iseti. Ngubani owaziyo? Andizukuyicombulula le kuba uNatalie akafuni siyenze. Ufuna ukwenza ntoni? Qala ukutya okusekelwe kwizityalo. Ixesha lokutshisa ikholifulawa ngesidlo sangokuhlwa.
EZIQHELEKILEYO: Iinyani ezi-3 malunga noMyeni kaNatalie Portman
