Xa kuziwa kwi-proclivities yokulala, wonke umntu une-kink encinci kubo. Nokuba ubhabhazela phezulu iflegi yakho engaqhelekanga okanye uyigcina isongwe kakuhle kwikona yedrowa yekawusi yakho, siyophule imisebenzi yakho yezesondo ngophawu.
I-Aries (Mar 21-Epr 19): Izikhundla zesondo zezemidlalo
I-Aries idla ngokubonisa iminqweno yabo ngokwasemzimbeni, kwaye bakhetha isondo ebashiya bekhefuzela, begungxulwe kwaye belungele umjikelo wesibini.
I-Taurus (Apr 20 - Meyi 20): I-erotic massages
Njengomqondiso wezidalwa ezithuthuzelayo kunye nokuvuselela okuchukumisayo, kuyanikezelwa ukuba iinkunzi zenkomo ziyakuthanda ukufumana (kunye nokunika!) I-massage emide, evuselelayo.
Gemini (ngoMeyi 21 - Jun 20): Ukuhlambalaza ngomlomo
Uyawazi lo mboniso kwi-rom-coms xa i-snarky quips phakathi kwabantu ababini ngokucacileyo-batsaleleke kakhulu-kwabanye abantu ekugqibeleni baye banikezela kwinkanuko? Ewe, liphupha elimanzi leGeminian elo.
Umhlaza (Jun 21 - Jul 22): Ukutya ebhedini
Ukutya yeyona nto imnandi kakhulu kwiCancer, abathanda ukukhulisa nokuziva bekhuliswe ngamaqabane abo. I-strawberry egqunywe ngetshokolethi okanye ipleyiti yee oyster ihlala yamkelwa njenge-snack yangaphambi kwe-coitus.
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): I-Make-up sex
I-Leos ilungile kakhulu kwidrama, kwaye nangona bavame ukuba ngabathandi, kungekhona abalwi, bayazi ukuba isondo esishushu kakhulu sinokuza kwizithende zezona ziqhenqa ezikhohlakeleyo.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22): Ukukhetha iphepha elingaqhelekanga kwiKama Sutra
I-Virgos inokuba yinto ecocekileyo emini, kodwa bahlala bengoyiki ukuphonononga yonke intshi yomzimba weqabane labo ebhedini. Kukho ixesha kunye nendawo kuyo yonke into, kwaye akukho nto iqala ukuphonononga njengesiphakamiso esivela kwincwadi enkulu yesini.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 21): Amaqabane amaninzi
Uphawu lothando lwentsebenziswano (hayi, iimfuno ) ukuziva njengomntu odumileyo kwigumbi. Kwaye kwigumbi lokulala, amaqabane amaninzi alungele ukwanelisa yonke iminqweno yawo yikomityi yeti kanye.
IScorpio (Oct 22 - Nov 21): Ukubopha amaqabane abo
I-Scorpios inokuba neentloni, kodwa ivuliwe kakhulu ngamandla. Ke ukuba amaqabane abo ebotshelelwe kwaye ngokupheleleyo kwinceba yawo kungaphezulu kokunomtsalane kancinane.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Ukubotshwa
I-Sagittarius luphawu lwenkululeko, kwaye yeyiphi indlela engcono yokuhlola loo nkululeko ngaphandle kokuyiyeka okwethutyana kwaye uvume ukubotshwa ngumlingani othembekileyo?
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Ukubetha
IiCapricorns ngokwemvelo zinobuchule ekugqithiseni izohlwayo kunye nemivuzo. Ezo talente zinwenwela kwigumbi lokulala, apho banandipha ukukhupha i-spanking xa amaqabane abo efanelwe, ngoko kuthetha.
U-Aquarius (uJan 20 - Feb 18): Isondo seVanilla
Abantu base-Aquarians bayalithanda igama labo lokuba banengqondo evulekileyo kunye novavanyo phantse njengabo kananjalo ngathi plain ubudala sweet vanilla sex. Bayazi ukuba into endala yintsha kwakhona.
IiPisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): Indima-ndima
Akukho mntu unokunika umsebenzi onje ngeePisces, kwaye ukuba unethamsanqa ngokwaneleyo ukuba ube ebhedini enye, ukwenza kwabo kunokukuqinisekisa okwethutyana ukuba ngenene bangu nanny wakho wamaNgesi. Ukubhideka kuya kuba shushu.
UKiki O'Keeffe ngumbhali weenkwenkwezi eBrooklyn. Ungabhalisela incwadana yakhe, Andikholelwa ekuvumiseni ngeenkwenkwezi , okanye umlandele Twitter @alexkiki.
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