Nokuba ukhe waba utshatile iminyaka emibini okanye amashumi amabini eminyaka, inyani enye ilula: umtshato uthatha kakhulu yomsebenzi (singasathethi, iitoni zomonde!). Kwaye ngelixa ezona zifundo zikhulu zobudlelwane zikholisa ukuvela kumava, akukhe kube buhlungu ukufumana ukuqonda okongeziweyo kwezinye izibini ezithe ndenza. Ngeli xesha, sibhenela kwabanye babafazi bethu abadumileyo kunye nabayeni bethu, abazi kakuhle ukuba umtshato unje. hlekisa njengoko inzima. Ukusuka emlonyeni we UCatherine Zeta-Jones , Kristen Bell nangaphaya, nazi 32 kuchaphulo oluhlekisayo umtshato eziya kukwenza uhleke kwaye uthi, efanayo.
EZIPHATHELELEYO: 55 Iingcaphuno zothando zothando ukwabelana naloo Mntu uKhethekileyo
1. Ngabantu abatshatileyo kuphela abanokuqonda ukuba unokuba lusizi kwaye wonwabe ngaxeshanye. - UChris Rock
2. Ndisandula ukufumanisa ukuba inkosikazi ibhala incwadi malunga nehoneymoon yethu ebizwa 50 Shades of Just OK. —UConan O’Brien
3. Ndiyakuthanda ukutshata. Yona'Kuhle kakhulu ukufumana umntu okhethekileyo ofuna ukumcaphukisa ubomi bakho bonke. — uRita Rudner
4. Ndakhe ndambuza utata oku, ‘Wena nomama nahlala njani iminyaka engama-33 nitshatile?’ Yaye wathi, ‘Kaloku, asizange sifune ukuqhawula umtshato ngaxeshanye.’ — UGwyneth Paltrow
5. Ndicinga ukuba umgaqo omhle wesithupha kukuba ungaze udlale 'f**k/marry/kill' phakathi kwezinye izibini ohleli nazo ngoku. - Chrissy Teigen
6. Ukuze umtshato ube yimpumelelo, wonke umfazi kunye nendoda nganye kufuneka ibe negumbi layo lokuhlambela. Isiphelo. - UCatherine Zeta-Jones
7 Kuwo wonke umtshato olungileyo, kuyahlawula ngamanye amaxesha ukuba sisithulu kancinane. -Ruth Bader Ginsburg
8. 'Sinemithetho embalwa kubudlelwane bethu. Umthetho wokuqala kukuba ndimenza azive ngathi ufumana yonke into. Umthetho wesibini kukuba ndiyamvumela ukuba abe nendlela yakhe kuyo yonke into. Kwaye, ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, iyasebenza.' - UJustin Timberlake
9. Chitha imizuzu embalwa ngosuku uphulaphule ngokwenene iqabane lakho. Kungakhathaliseki ukuba zibubudenge kangakanani na iingxaki zakhe kuwe. —UMegan Mullally
10. As long usazi amadoda ayafana nabantwana, you know everything! ― Coco Chanel
11. Ndixabene kakhulu xa umyeni wam ehlamba impahla. Kwelinye icala, wayehlamba iimpahla. Kwelinye icala, iimpahla zam ngoku zingathengiswa kwaGap Kids. - UMolly McNearney
12. Umhlobo olungileyo usanda kundixelela ukuba isitshixo somtshato ophumelelayo kukuxabana ze. -LeAnn Rimes
13 Amadoda anjengomlilo. Ziyaphuma xa zingajongwanga. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
14. Ndingumfazi ozinikeleyo kakhulu. Kwaye kufuneka ndizinikele, nam—ngokuba nditshatile izihlandlo ezininzi. — Elizabeth Taylor
15. Ndatshata ngenxa yothando kodwa inzuzo ecacileyo yecala lokuba nomntu ojikelezayo ukufumana iindondo zam azinakungahoywa. — Cameron Esposito
16. I'm nje indawo yokutshintsha idiaper edityaniswe nenkqubo yokuxhasa ubomi, kodwa umfazi wam, yena's isidlo sakusasa, sasemini, kunye nesidlo sangokuhlwa. Yena's uDenny womntu's imini yonke. - URyan Reynolds
17. Ndingathanda ukubulela esidlangalaleni umyeni wam ngokutshintsha isiqingatha se-diapers endlwini yethu. Ndiyathemba ukuba uza kuzitshintsha zonke zam ngenye imini… - Kristen Bell
18. Ndiyamthanda umyeni wam, kodwa nokuba siphi na, ndimenza alale kufutshane nomnyango ukuze ukuba kukho nantoni na eyenzekayo, abulawe kuqala. — UJessica Valenti
19. Umtshato awunaziqinisekiso. Ukuba yile nto uyifunayo, yiya kuhlala nebhetri yemoto. — Erma Bombeck
20. Ukutshata kufana nokurhweba ngokuthandwa kwabaninzi ngenjongo yokuphoxa omnye.— UMae West.
21. Umtshato ngumsebenzi. Umtshato ngumsebenzi. Yona'Ayingomtsalane, wenza ngaphezulu kwesihlanu kunokuba abantu abaninzi besenza imini yonke.— Sinbad
22. Ngaphambi kokuba utshate nomntu, kufuneka uqale umenze asebenzise ikhompyutha ecothayo kwi-Intanethi ukuze ubone ukuba ungubani kanye kanye.—Will Ferrell.
23. Umyeni wehlisa i-thermostat ngasese kwaye ndiyibuyisela ngasese. Sobabini sikhanyela ngamandla ukuyiphatha. Umtshato uyonwaba.— UStephanie Ortiz
24 Uyabona, uyafuna ukwazi ukuba umtshato unjani na? Kulungile. Uyavuka, ukhona. Ubuya emsebenzini, ukhona. Ulala, ukhona. Utya isidlo sangokuhlwa, ukhona. Uyazi? Ndiyazi ukuba oko kuvakala njengento embi, kodwa akunjalo.' - Ray Barone
25. 'Umfazi wam wasenza ukuba sibhalisele i-china, kuba awukwazi ukuba uPope uya kudlula nini kwaye ufuna inja eshushu ye-microwaved kwi-plate yee-0.' - UJim Gaffigan
26. 'Ungaze uyijongele phantsi ingcamango yomtshato. Ngokuqinisekileyo, umntu unokukuxelela ukuba umtshato liphepha nje. Ewe, injalo imali, kwaye yintoni eyona nto iqinisekisa ubomi ngaphezu kwemali ebandayo, enzima?' - UDennis Miller
27. 'Umtshato unzima kakhulu kuba kufuneka ujongane neemvakalelo... kunye namagqwetha.' - URichard Pryor
28 Zendisela indoda elingana nawe; njengoko buphela ubuhle bakho, kwanjalo namehlo akhe. - UPhyllis Diller
29. Abanye abantu babuza imfihlo yomtshato wethu omde. Sithatha ixesha lokuya kwindawo yokutyela kabini ngeveki. Isibane esincinci sekhandlela, isidlo sangokuhlwa, umculo opholileyo, kunye nokudanisa. Uhamba ngoLwesibini, mna ndiya ngooLwezihlanu.' — Henny Youngman
30. Uyazi ukuba kukho igama labantu abasoloko bephosisa yonke into ngalo lonke ixesha… Myeni! - UBill Maher
31. Mna nomfazi wam sonwabile iminyaka engama-20. Emva koko sadibana. - URodney Dangerfield
