Emva kokuchitha ixesha elininzi kulo nyaka uphelileyo ndicinga ukuba ngabaphi abantwana abaneminyaka emibini kwisangqa sam sentlalontle baqeqeshelwa indlu yangasese ... kwaye ndijijisana nonyana wam ukuba abe ngamadiaper amathandathu ngelixa ndiqalekisa oothixo abayila iibhokisi zejusi, ndaye ndathatha isigqibo sokuluma imbumbulu kwaye ndizama indlela yoqeqesho lweentsuku ezintathu (yenziwe yathandwa ngabaqeqeshi babazali njengaye Lora Jensen kunye neencwadi ezinje Owu Crap! Uqeqesho lwePotty ). Mna nomyeni wam sasidinga iiyure ezingama-72 ezithe ngqo esinokuzinikezela kule nto, ke sakhetha iholide ende impelaveki, ekwayiyo kanye kanye ngosuku lokuzalwa konyana wethu. Nantsi into eyenzekayo ... kwaye apho yenzeka khona.
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EVGENIIAND/GETTY IMAGESNgoko, isebenza njani?
Olu luqeqesho lweembiza ngomlilo. Ngokusisiseko ulahla i-diapers kwaye ubeke bucala ixesha leentsuku ezintathu apho ugxininisa ngokukodwa ekufundiseni umntwana wakho indlela yokusebenzisa indlu yangasese. Ukwenza oku ngokufanelekileyo, kuya kufuneka uzivalele kwikhaya lakho ukuze uhlale usondele kwi-potty. (Yeyiphi indlela enkulu yokuchitha impelaveki, akunjalo?) Emva kweentsuku ezintathu, kufuneka (ngokwethiyori) ube nomntwana oqeqeshelwe imbiza. Eyona nto ilingana nokuphumelela ilotho yabantwana.
UMladen Sladojevic/Getty ImifanekisoNdidinga ntoni?
Okokuqala, cwangcisa kwangaphambili. Oko kuthetha ukuba wenze zonke izinto ozithengayo kunye nezinye izinto ozenzileyo kwangaphambili (jonga inqaku elingasentla malunga nokuvalelwa). Unokufuna ukulungiselela imihla yokudlala okanye i-sleepovers yabanye abantwana bakho (abaqeqeshelwe imbiza). Okwesibini, fumana i-T-shirts ezimbalwa ezigqithisileyo zomntwana wakho ukuba azinxibe eziya kuthi zigqume indawo yakhe yangasese-fumana ngaphezulu kunokuba ucinga ukuba uyakufuna. Itoti yakho inokunxiba iimpahla zangaphantsi okanye ihambe i-commando kodwa ingabi nadiapers okanye ibhulukhwe-ingcamango kukuba ufuna umntwana wakho abone okwenzekayo xa efumene ingozi. (Kwaye kuya kubakho iingozi.) Ulungile? Masenze lento.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabiniOkokuqala, isiseko siyalawula
Ngokuxhomekeka kwindlela onzima ngayo ofuna ukuhamba ngayo, kukho iindlela ezininzi, ukusuka ekulahleni ngokoqobo zonke iidiphozi endlwini yakho ukuze uvumele umntwana wakho ukuba aqhube phezu kwekhaphethi ukuba asebenzise i-pull-ups ngaphandle kwekhaya. Nantsi imigaqo yethu yesikhokhelo:
1. Ngentsasa yosuku lokuqala, sathi bye-bye kwi-diapers, ngaphandle kwe-naps, ubusuku kunye nokuhamba ngemoto ixesha elide kuneyure.
2. Sammpompa egcwele ulwelo, emva koko simfake ngenkani embizeni rhoqo ngemizuzu engama-20 ukuya kwengama-30.
3. Ukuba uchama ngempumelelo okanye wachama, wafumana iM&M's. (Kwakunjalo nangodade wabo ononyaka ubudala, nto leyo eyamncedayo.)
4. Ukuba uye wafumana ingozi, asizange sithi, Kulungile. Sathi, Owu! Ichama kunye nendle ingene embizeni.
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Mna nomyeni wam sasithethile ngeOperation Potty kakhulu kwangaphambili, ngoko ke unyana wethu wayesazi kakuhle ukuba siza kube sisithi bye-bye kumadiapers. Kukwafanelekile ukuba uqaphele ukuba kwiinyanga ezimbini ezikhokelela kwi-P-Day, wayehlala echama Baby Bjorn potty ubusuku obuninzi phambi kokuhlamba.
Zonke iincwadi zazithe kusuku lokuqala, umntwana wakho kufuneka ajikeleze ngokupheleleyo. Kodwa a) umntwana wam ngokusisiseko akanakuze abe ze kwaye b) ibiyi-15 degrees ngaphandle, ngoko samvumela ukuba anxibe iimpahla zangaphantsi (uThomas Injini yeTanki, ukuba uyazibuza). Wayephole ngokumangalisayo ngale nto.
Samnika itoni yejusi kunye nobisi, sabeka u-Baby Bjorn embindini wegumbi lethu lokuhlala, kwaye samzisa ukuba achame kuyo rhoqo ngemizuzu engama-20. Saphawula ukuba xa sibuza, Ngaba kufuneka uchame? wayesoloko esithi hayi. (AYITHENZEKILEYO!) Kodwa xa simgqogqa apho, wayedla ngokwenza okuthile. Waba neengozi ezine zizonke ze-pee ebudeni bemini, kwaye indawo ephantsi yayiyeyokuba ndazifumana ndikhuhla izitulo zethu zasekhitshini ezixhonywe phezulu ngesicoci selaphu. (Icebiso lePro: Beka phantsi itawuli.) Owu, kwaye walinda de idiaper yakhe yexesha lokulala ivuleke. Kodwa kuzo zonke, akunjalo yoyikeka .
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Wavuka, ngoko nangoko wacela ukusebenzisa imbiza waza wachola eyakhe ibhulukhwe yangaphantsi, ngoko ke ngokwemvelo ndaye ndaphoxeka kwimvakalelo yobuxoki yokufezekiswa…eyakhawuleza yatshatyalaliswa xa (kwakhona) echama kuso sonke isitulo sasekhitshini. KODWA, kusasa akuzange kubekho ngozi, sada sayishiya indlu sahamba isiqingatha seyure kungakhange kubekho nto. Umyeni wam waqaphela ukuba ngo-1. ukuya ku-3 p.m. kwakubonakala ngathi yiyure yokuthakatha kusuku olungaphambili, ngoko ke samjonga njengokhetshe ngeli xesha… kwaye sakwazi ukuthintela enye intlekele enxulumene ne-#1 kodwa sacotha kakhulu kwi-#2. Emva kokulala, wayengumntwana wegolide, ecela ukusebenzisa imbiza, echitha isidlo sakhe ngezigidi ezisithoba ze-M & Ms kwaye engayingcolisi itawuli ekugqibeleni ndihlakaniphile ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndibeke phantsi esihlalweni sakhe.
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Abafana. Saba nosuku lokungachami! Sade samzisa eHome Depot, apho asebenzise ngempumelelo le ntwana iphathwayo isihlalo esiphathwayo ukuya kuchama kwindlu yangasese yoluntu. (Sikelela.) Siyekile ukuba ngqongqo kakhulu ngomgaqo wemizuzu engama-20, kwaye sathembela ngakumbi ekubekeni iliso ekuthatheni kwakhe ulwelo ukubona ukuba kuya kufuneka ahambe nini. UPoop wahlala engaphumelelanga ... wayenento enye enxulumene nebhulukhwe yangaphantsi, kwaye kwakhona kwidiaper yakhe. Kodwa umntwana uyanyathela… akunjalo?
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabiniUkuqukumbela, ngamafutshane
Ngokuqinisekileyo le ndlela iyasebenza, kodwa ngamabhongo ukuyibiza ngeentsuku ezintathu, kwaye andinakuthi sisondele kakhulu kwi-poop front. (Kwaye siyaqonda ukuba uninzi lwabantwana basaphetha besebenzisa idiaper ebusuku kangangethuba elithile nasemva kokuba beqeqeshelwe imbiza.) Kodwa kufanelekile, kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo siya kuqhubeka nesi sicwangciso kwiintsuku ezine, ezintlanu nangaphaya. Kwaye njengoko besithi, sh * t yenzeka.
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