Le Robhothi iNcinane iHamba ukutya kwakho, kwaye uhambo lwam oluya kwiMarike yamaFama alusoze lufane.

Amagama Aphezulu Ebantwaneni

Kunzima ukufumana uncedo olulungileyo. Okanye ucenge usapho lwakho oluzikhathazayo kunye nabahlobo ukuba bakuphathele izinto zakho ezinzima. Ke sathi sakuva ngesixhobo esitsha setekhnoloji esiya kukulandela ngokuzolileyo kwaye wenze i-toting enzima ngaphandle kwesikhalazo, siye sachukumiseka. Bulisa kumhlobo wam omncinci Uhambo , ityhubhu efikelela emadolweni yerobhothi eye yaba ngumhlobo wam wokuthenga kulo Mgqibelo uphelileyo eSanta Monica.



Okokuqala, yena (ewe, thina anthropomorphized kuye, ayinakuphepheka-kodwa ngaphezulu malunga nomzuzu) kulula ukuyisebenzisa. Emva kokukhanyisa umatshini, ume unyawo phambi kwe-gita kwaye iikhamera ezintandathu kwi-chassis yakhe zifunde ukumila kwakho ukuze uGita akwazi ukukulandela kungekhona omnye umntu. Emva koko unokujika nje kwaye-voilà-lo matshini ujongeka kwi-R2D2 omncinci uya kulandela iinyawo ezintathu emva kwakho ngelixa usenza indlela yakho ezantsi ngendledlana yeenyawo, unqumla iipaki ezinengca okanye naphezu komhlaba opakishwe nzima (kungekho santi okwangoku, kodwa i-rep yomenzi. sithethile nathi mhlawumbi kungekudala). Nanku ekwintshukumo.



I-Gita yam yayibomvu ngokuqaqambileyo (iphinde iza ngebhlowu okanye engwevu), i-squat encinci ye-persimmon iqengqeleka kwimarike yamafama aseSanta Monica-Pico njengoko ndandibhadula ukusuka kumthengisi wemifuno yeengcambu ukuya kwisampula yamagqabi omdiliya kwindawo yokuma ye-hummus. Njengoko sasiqengqeleka, kwafuneka ukuba ndiqaphele ukuba ndihamba phi, ngenxa yobubanzi berobhothi enobubanzi obuziimitha ezimbini kunye nenyaniso yokuba iintshukumo zayo azikho nimble njengomntu (nditsho nokulala kwam ekuseni). Senze kakuhle kakhulu, ngaphandle kokuba uGita wacheba ngokungafanelekanga enye yenkxaso kwicanopy yokucoca. Ndidanile, ndayibuyisela umva ndatsho kabuhlungu. Embi Gita!

Umenzi kaGita nguPiaggio Fast Forward (inxalenye yeqela elenza isikuta esimnandi saseTaliyane esinegama elifanayo) kunye nabameli benkampani bathi cinga ukuba uhamba nomntwana omncinci-ngokusisiseko, qaphela apho uhamba khona kwaye icotha kancinci kunesiqhelo. Ukuthetha ngabantwana abancinci, njengoko ndijikeleza imarike, i-7-and-under set tittered xa bebona umatshini. Yirobot le yokuphatha izinto zakho, ndibaxelele. Bandijonga ngathi, Duh . Oomama ababini abahamba nge-drolly baphawule leliphi ixesha lokuphila njengoko babethwele abantwana abasacathulayo kwaye betyhala iinqwelo zokuthenga. Savala amehlo sahleka. Ungakhathazeki, abantwana bakho baya kukujikeleza kwezi zinto ngaphambi kwexesha elide .

Kodwa okwangoku. UPiaggio Fast Forward uthi iGita ayilungelelananga ngokwaneleyo ukuze ibeke izinto eziphilayo ngaphakathi (kuba kunjalo Ndabuza ngezinja nabantwana). Kwaye yonke inqaku, ngokutsho kwenkampani, ukusenza sonke sijikeleze ngakumbi. Umbono kukuba, ungahamba uye kwindawo yakho yokuthenga ekufutshane ngaphandle kokuthwala igrosari enzima ubuyela ekhaya. Ungafaka ukuya kuthi ga kwiiponti ezingama-40 zegrosari okanye nantoni na kwindawo yokuthwala kaGita (imodeli endiyizamileyo ayinasiciko, kodwa zithengiswa ngeziciko ezitshixwayo ukuze ungabinaxhala lokuba isipaji sakho sithathwe eGita njenge ilandela emva).



Njengoko uGita wayendilandela ukuya kwinqwelo-mafutha yam (kuba andihlali uhambo lwemizuzu eli-10 ukusuka kwimarike yamafama) ndaza ndaphakamisa iiradishes zam zevatala neelettuyisi ezintlanu ezahlukeneyo esiqwini sam, ndaba nemvakalelo ehlekisayo—usizi oluncinane lokuba oku kungakhalazi. kwaye ilitha elincinane eliqinileyo laliza kundishiya ngoku. Ah, ke, andinayo i-3,250 yeedola ngokulungele ukwenzaukwamkelandithenge eyam iGita. (Ukudityaniswa komhlobo wam kule nto ingaphiliyo kusenokuba yinxalenye yesizathu sokuba uPiaggio Fast Forward endicele ukuba ndipele igama lakhe ngonobumba omncinci 'g' kuba igama lakhe lithetha 'uhambo oluncinci' ngesiTaliyane. Kodwa uGita, uyakuhlala unjalo. Igama lam elichanekileyo elithi tote-okanye-fa.)

I-TLDR: Kusasa ngokuqinisekileyo kubangele umdla wam kwiirobhothi njengabancedisi, ngoko ke ndiza kubeka iliso kule mveliso. Kwaye mhlawumbi ndiza kwenzeka ngomnye wabaseleyo THE. iidemos ngoDisemba—okanye enye yazo hamba uya San Diego ukubonakala ngoJanuwari 2020. Uyazi, nje ukuthi molo.

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