Zimbalwa kuphela iinkqubo zikamabonakude esinokuthi sizenze bukela ngovuyo kwakhona kwaye kwakhona . Ziyafana eziqhubeka nokuma kuvavanyo lwexesha (kwaye sinokucaphula okomzuzwana) nangona zahamba emoyeni kwiminyaka eyadlulayo. Phezulu kuluhlu lwethu? IOfisi . Iqela laseDunder Mifflin alizange lisikrazule nje ngee-antics zabo eziphambeneyo kangangezihlandlo ezisithoba, kodwa bakwazile ukusifundisa izifundo zobomi endleleni (uhlobo-ubukhulu becala basuke basenze sahleka). Apha, 40 yezona zibalaseleyo IOfisi Iingcaphuno ezimele ziqulunqwe, ukusuka kumazwi obulumko kaMichael Scott ukuya ku-Dwight Schrute's laugh-worthy one-liners.
ENXULUMENEYO: Le 'Ofisi' yokuMash-Up ifaka iSibini esi-1 kwiSiqendu ngasinye kwaye nguMichael Scott Gold
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini1. Ndikhetha ukoyikwa okanye ndithandwe? Kulula. Zombini. Ndifuna abantu bayoyike indlela abandithanda ngayo. - UMichael Scott
Akazange ayifumane lemagi 'eyeyona Mlawuli uGqwesileyo' ngelize.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini2. Kubonakala ngathi kubi kakhulu. Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha, iziphelo zithethelela intsingiselo. - UMichael Scott
UMichael Scott wayengasoloko efumana amazwi kunye neentetho eziqhelekileyo kakhulu kunene. Enye into oyithandayo? 'Ewe, ke, zinjani ii-turntables.'
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini3. Nanini na ndi'Ndiza kwenza into, ndiyacinga,'Ngaba isidenge singayenza loo nto?'Kwaye ukuba bayathanda, andiyenzi loo nto. — UDwight Schrute
Khawuzibuze nje—ubeya kwenza ntoni uDwight?
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini4. Kwaye ndandiyazi kakuhle into emandiyenze. Kodwa ngengqiqo yokwenene ngakumbi, ndandingazi ukuba mandenze ntoni. - UMichael Scott
Xa uDwight esenza iqonga lokudubula lokwenyani ngexesha lesihlanu, abantu abahluphekayo asebenza nabo bacinga ukuba bavaleleke ngaphakathi kwisakhiwo esivuthayo. Emva koko uMichael ufumana inyani malunga nendlela ebengayilungelanga ngayo imeko kaxakeka.
5. Ukuba Uthandaza Ngokwaneleyo, Unokuziguqula Umntu Wekati. - Angela Martin
Owu, u-Angela-elona nenekazi lekati elizinikeleyo lakha labakho.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini6. I'Andiyonkolelo kodwa mna'm a Sttious kancinci. - UMichael Scott
Ngokufanayo, uMichael. Ngokufanayo.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini7. Ndifuna nje ukungqengqa elunxwemeni nditye iihot dogs. Oko'yonke mna'kudala ndafuna. -Kevin Malone
UKevin uthetha le nto sicinga ngayo sonke.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini8. I-Wikipedia yinto engcono kakhulu. Nabani na ehlabathini angabhala nantoni na ayifunayo ngawo nawuphi na umbandela. Ngoko uyazi ukuba ufumana ulwazi olungcono kakhulu. - UMichael Scott
Umgca weklasikhi kaMichael Scott owathetha ngexesha lesithathu xa uDarryl esiza kuye malunga nokunyuswa. Umphathi othandwayo ngumntu wonke uphendukela kuye Wikipedia ukujonga 'amaqhinga othethathethwano olungasileliyo.' Ihamba kakuhle njengoko unokucinga.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini9. Iikhamera ezilahlwayo ziyonwabisa nangona zibonakala ziyinkcitho kwaye ungenzi'ndingaze ndibone imifanekiso yakho. - Erin Hannon
Umnandi, uswiti, Erin.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini10. Oko'yilento ayithethileyo. - UMichael Scott
Oyena uMichael Scott kubo bonke abacaphula uMichael Scott.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabiniShumi elinanye.'R'iphakathi kwezona zandi ziyingozi. Oko'Kungenxa yoko le nto bayibiza'ukubulala'kwaye hayi'mukduk.'— UDwight Schrute
Wenza ingongoma efanelekileyo.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini12. NdinguBeyoncé, rhoqo. - UMichael Scott
Mhle.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini13. Ngamanye amaxesha iimpahla kwi-Gap Kids zikhanya kakhulu, ngoko ke mna'm wanyanzelwa ukuba ndiye kwivenkile ye-American Girl kwaye u-odole iimpahla zoonodoli abakhulu bamaKoloni. - Angela Martin
Ayidibanisi kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo iyahlekisa.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini14. Ndibhengeza ukubhanga! - UMichael Scott
U-Oscar uphendula ngokuthi, 'Bendifuna nje ukuba wazi ukuba awukwazi nje ukuthetha igama elithi bankruptcy kwaye ulindele nantoni na eyenzekayo.' UMichael: 'Anditshongo. ndiyibhengeze.'
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini15 Ewe, ndinemibuzo emininzi. Eyokuqala - unesibindi njani? — Kelly Kapoor
Kelly, esinika isifundo sonke kwi-sass.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini16. Ndinqwenela Ukuba Sexesheni... I'd Yamkela ngakumbi iNyanga kunye namaza. — UDwight Schrute
UDwight ngobuhle bakhe.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini17. Ngamanye amaxesha mna'Ndiza kuqalisa isivakalisi kwaye ndiyakwenza'andiyazi nokuba iphi'ndiyahamba. Ndiyathemba nje ukuba ndiyifumene endleleni. - UMichael Scott
Andithi sonke siyamazi umntu onje emsebenzini?
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini18. Ndikhawuleza. Ukukunika iNdawo eSingqinisiso Ndikwenye indawo phakathi kweNyoka kunye neMongoose… kunye nePanther. — UDwight Schrute
Ngokuqinisekileyo esona sicatshulwa sikaDwight kulo lonke uthotho.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini19. Ndithetha kakhulu, ngoko ndiye ndafunda ukuzishumayeza. – Kelly Kapoor
Esinye sezakhono ezichukumisayo zikaKelly, iTBH.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini20. Ukuba andinayo ikhekhe ngokukhawuleza, ndingafa. - UStanley Hudson
Siye apho ngokupheleleyo, Stanley.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini21. Ndiva uThixo kule Chili ngokuhlwanje. — UPam Beesley
Inyaniso eyonwabileyo: Ukulungiselela lo mboniso, uJenna Fischer noBJ Novak baphuma kunye, banxila, bahlalutya indlela abavakalelwa ngayo. Thetha ngokuzinikela.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini22. Ngubani othetha kanye oko bakucingayo? Ngumdlalo onjani lowo? — Kelly Kapoor
Ngokuqinisekileyo ngumngcipheko.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini23. Ngamanye amaxesha ndiye ndidikwe kangangokuba ndifune ukukhala, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ndiye ndikhale. Ndiziva nje ukuba imeko ifuna ntoni. — Kelly Kapoor
Isizathu #864 kutheni simthanda uKelly.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini24. Ngubani uJustice Beaver? — UDwight Schrute
Kwaye, ngokuqinisekileyo, uJim wanikela impendulo engcono kwaye wathi, 'Yinkomo yokulwa nolwaphulo-mthetho.'
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini25. Xa usengumntwana, ucinga ukuba abazali bakho ngabantu abathandanayo. Abantwana bam bazakuba right ngalonto. — UPam Beesley
UCece yintombazana enethamsanqa!
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini26. Sinendawo yokuzivocavoca ekhaya. Ibizwa ngokuba yigumbi lokulala. - UPhyllis Lapin-Vance
Ukulunga, iikhalori ezininzi zinokutshiswa apho.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini27. Ndicinga ukuba bendisebenza nzima, ndalibala ukuba kunjani ukusebenza nzima. - UMichael Scott
Icacisa ngokupheleleyo ukuba imagi 'yeyona Bhosi iGqwesileyo'.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini28. Ndikhohlise kube kanye, ndibethe ibe nye. Ndikhohlise kabini, ndibethe kathathu. - UMichael Scott
Singafumana kunye nesi saci.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini29. Andithethi inkunkuma, ndithetha i-smack. Bahluke ngokupheleleyo. — Kelly Kapoor
Thembela kuKelly ukunika iklasi enkulu kwiNgxoxo yeNgxoxo ye-101.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini30. Ndifuna ukwenza ivili lenqwelo. Kodwa ngokwesiqhelo-efana. Akwanelanga ukwenza into enkulu kuyo, kodwa ndiyazi ukuba wonke umntu uyibonile. Ivili lenqwelo elimangalisayo, elihle. - UCreed Bratton
Ukufanele ngokupheleleyo, uCreed.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini31. Ndiyacinga, kutheni ukuchitha ixesha ukuthetha amazwi amaninzi, xa amagama ambalwa enza inkohliso. -Kevin Malone
Ngokucacileyo, uKevin kunye ne-Cookie Monster iya kuba yi-BFF yangoko ukuba badibene kubomi bokwenyani.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini32 Andikhathali nokuba bathini na ngam. Ndifuna nje ukutya.' — UPam Beesly
Ngokusisiseko kuthi nakweliphi na iqela.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini33. 'Ndiphule iqhekeza laloo...isidlo esimnandi.' — Andy Bernard
Singayivuyela inguqulelo ka-Andy exutyiweyo yeKit Kat jingle.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini34. Ndiyintaka yakuqala kwaye ndiyi-night owl. Ngoko ndilumkile kwaye ndineempethu. - UMichael Scott
Iimpawu ezimbini eziqinileyo, ukuba uyasibuza.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini35. 'Ndiyabaleka uxanduva lwam kwaye ndiziva ndilungile.' - UMichael Scott
Ngaba ukho omnye umntu owahendayo ukwenza oku kanye ngeveki?
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini36. 'Ndayeka kudala ukunyamekela.' - UCreed Bratton
UCreed echaza ngokungakhathaliyo utyekelo lwakhe lobusela sisimo sengqondo.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini37. Iibhere, iibhere, Battlestar Galactica .' - UJim Halpert
Asinakuze simlibale uJim's spot-on impression of Dwight njengoko watshoyo lo mgca udumileyo.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini38 Andiqondi nto; - UMichael Scott
Besikhona nathi, Michael.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini39. 'Ngenxa yesigqibo sam sonyaka omtsha, ndayeka ukusela ... evekini.' -Meredith Palmer
Soloko kulungile ukuqala kancinci.
Amashumi amabini anamashumi amabini
