U-Ellen DeGeneres uhlala eyazi into amakayithethe, nokuba oko kuthetha ukuqhula isiqhulo ngawona maxesha angafanelekanga. Qhubeka ufunda uluhlu lwe-44 u-Ellen DeGeneres ucaphula okuya kukwenza uhleke, ukhale kwaye hlala unomdla.
1. Inqaku lam ubomi bumalunga nokulinganisela. Okulungileyo nokubi. Aphezulu kunye namazantsi. Ipina kunye ne-colada.
2. Andicingi ukuba ndifuna iibhanti zentsimbi. Ndingavuya ngeebhanti zesinamoni.
3. Akukho nto ithi iiholide njengelogi yamasi.
4. Zamkele ukuba ungubani ngaphandle kokuba ungumbulali we-serial.
5. Awukho mdala kakhulu ukuba ungadlala. Umdala kakhulu kwiijini ezisezantsi.
6. Yenza izinto ezikwenza wonwabe ngaphakathi kwemida yenkqubo yezomthetho.
7. Libazise ngoku. Musa ukuyibekela ecaleni.
8. Ungaze ulandele umendo womnye umntu…ngaphandle kokuba usehlathini kwaye ulahlekile, kwaye ubona indlela. Ngandlela zonke, kufuneka ulandele oko.
9. Ndiyathanda ikofu yam njengokuba ndiyawathanda amadoda am. Andiseli ikofu.
10. Uyayazi into endiyidingayo? Ndifuna itshiphu ye tortilla enokuxhasa ubunzima be guacamole.
11. Andiyazi kakuhle i-gym, ndiyibiza ngokuba nguJames!
12 Akukho mntu ufezekileyo. Ngaphandle kwePenelope Cruz.
13. Qhubeka uqubha.
14. Ndinomgaqo: Ukuba iqondo lokushisa lingaphantsi kweminyaka yam, andiphumi ebhedini.
15. Xa ndihamba ngentaba kwaye ndiwela induli, oko kuthetha ukuba ndidlule kwindawo enzima kwaye kukho i-snack kwikamva lam.
16. Ndinguthixokazi. Yinto entle ukuba: nguthixo. Undibiza ngokuthi ‘Thixo’ ngokufutshane. Oko kulungile. Ndamfundisa oko.
. Andihambi umgama ongako ukuya kukhwela i-treadmill.
18 Yibani nobubele omnye komnye.
19. Ngamanye amaxesha awukwazi ukuzibona ngokucacileyo de uzibone ngamehlo abanye.
20. Yonke into embi ekhe yenzeka kum indifundise uvelwano.
21. Kukusilela okukunika imbono efanelekileyo kwimpumelelo.
22. Vuleka ekufundeni izifundo ezitsha, nokuba ziyaphikisana nezifundo ozifundileyo izolo.
23. Zamkela ukuba ungubani. Ngokoqobo. Ziwole. Zamkele ukuba ungubani na.
24. Ndiyakholelwa ukuba sonke sibekwe kule planethi ngenjongo, kwaye sonke sinenjongo eyahlukileyo.
25. Xa udibanisa nolo thando kunye nolo mfesane, yilapho yonke into isenzeka.
26. Ubuhle abukho phakathi kobukhulu 0 kunye nobukhulu 8. Ayilo nani kwaphela.
27. Iyahlekisa indlela indalo ekukhokelela ngayo apho ubufanele ukuba khona. Ndandifuna ukonwabisa abantu.
28. Ungazixhaleli ukuba abantu bathini ngawe. Abagxeki mabayeke. Ekugqibeleni baya kudinwa kukuchasa.
29. Ndicinga ukuba ubuhle buvela ekwazini ukuba ungubani na. Bubuhle bokwenyani kum.
30. Ndisebenza nzima ngokwenene ekuzameni ukubona umfanekiso omkhulu kwaye ndingabambeki kwi-ego.
31. Fumana ukuba ungubani kwaye ube nguloo mntu.
32. Kwenza umahluko omkhulu ebomini bakho xa uhlala unethemba.
33. Ubomi bam bugqibelele nokuba abunjalo.
34 Kusoloko kunceda ukucinga ngabanye abantu endaweni yethu.
35. Abandithiyileyo bangabakhuthazi bam.
36. Awunakwazi ukuba yintoni enokwenziwa yinto ehlekisayo.
37. Hleka kangangoko unako. Hleka de ukhale. Lila ude uhleke.
38. Akukho nto ndiyazi ngokuqinisekileyo kuba ndiyazi ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba izinto ziyatshintsha.
39. Ukubonga kujonge kwicala eliqaqambileyo lobomi, nokuba kuthetha ukulimaza amehlo akho.
40. Ndicinga ukuba ndibukele kakhulu i-skating skating. E-Starbucks ngale ntsasa ndi-odole i-salchow mochaccino kathathu.
41. Abantu basoloko bendibuza, ‘Ngaba wawungumntu ohlekisayo usengumntwana?’ Ewe, hayi, ndandingumphathi-mali.
42 Inyaniso kukuba, sonke siyinto enye edibeneyo. Sonke sisuka kwiimolekyuli ezifanayo.
43. Kufuneka uqhubeke uqhuba uhle ngendlela. Izakugoba kwaye igobe kwaye uya kukhawuleza kwaye ucothe, kodwa indlela iyaqhubeka.
44. Ubuhle bokwenene abuhambelani nokuba yintoni umbala weenwele zakho okanye umbala wamehlo akho.
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